If I had an AFF Alter Ego...

[Pro31:28]

With all this talk of Alter Egos and such, it has got me thinking. I guess I take everyone at face value, because I represent myself honestly. I cannot imagine coming on here and intentionally misleading people...
But I digress....

So here is my idea, If I had an alter ego (and I could feel comfortable putting it out there... which I really don't but for the sake of the game I will....) what would she be? Would she even be a she?
I am going to think on it and get back to you....


What about you? If you were to make up an alter ego, what would they be?


This could get fun!

[Lucy Van Pelt]

My alter ego is sweet and patient!

[Mosby48]

My alter ego would be Ferd.

[steve p]

I would be ....Daniel....wait.....I already am him!!!

[OneAccord]

I had an Alter ego once... when I was a DJ for a Gospel Music radio station. I was....


Rick Allen
...THE voice of that Good Ol' Gospel Music!

I was this Cool guy that always... but ALWAYs played "the very best in Southern Gospel Music". I was well liked, in demand, and was personally accquainted with some of the biggest of the Big Gospel Music groups around.

Alas, however, the facade was too great for me. The image crumbled... and now... I am, and shall ever remain known as, "Rick Who?????

[Cindy]

I had an Alter ego once... when I was a DJ for a Gospel Music radio station. I was....


Rick Allen
...THE voice of that Good Ol' Gospel Music!

I was this Cool guy that always... but ALWAYs played "the very best in Southern Gospel Music". I was well liked, in demand, and was personally accquainted with some of the biggest of the Big Gospel Music groups around.

Alas, however, the facade was too great for me. The image crumbled... and now... I am, and shall ever remain known as, "Rick Who?????

I don't know if I should laugh or cry OA. Your story is touching yet humorous. Maybe your alter ego could be a sad comedian.................:tease

[Scott Hutchinson]

I thought of posting as a Church Of Christ minister,and start debates just to see if folks here knew their doctrine.I had thought of using the user name,Alexander Campell or Pepperdine or something.

[HappyTown]

I'm menopausal so does that count as an Alter Egos or just twisted????:snapout:club:evilglee:aaa

[OneAccord]

I don't know if I should laugh or cry OA. Your story is touching yet humorous. Maybe your alter ego could be a sad comedian.................:tease

Nah, not sad, nor a comedian. Just me. As a famous person once said, "I yam what I yam". And I kinda like my yams. Whatever that means.

[Scott Hutchinson]

I'm menopausal so does that count as an Alter Egos or just twisted????:snapout:club:evilglee:aaa

That counts as a major pain for your husband.:ursofunny:tease

[Jermyn Davidson]

What about you? If you were to make up an alter ego, what would they be?





Banned. Simply banned.




Hey One Accord,

For a brief period of time, I too had my own radio show on WPRK-- Winter Park's "underground radio station". My show was about 3 hours, early Sunday mornings, between a Hard Rock show and a World Beats show. I featured an uncommon mixture of Black Gospel and Contemporary Christian music.

Artists like Joe Pace, Avalon and DC Talk got air time almost every week on my show. I even played some Eric Appleton.

I was on the air for several months and it was a dream come true. But when 9/11 happened, I was called up for service and was unable to keep my show on the air.

1399
aka
"Jay Michaels"

[OneAccord]

I was on a super low power AM station in East Tennessee. You could pick it up pretty good, if you were parked in the station parking lot. Well, it wasn't quite that bad...
Our station manager would have had a cow if we played anything even remotely contempoary ( I can't even spell the word) and he, and he alone was the sole judge and jury of what is and what is not contemporary. The Imperials were banned. Rusty Goodman (pre 1970) was okay, Rusty Goodman (post 1970) was not. Rustys "I've got leaving on my mind" was too much like a "cheatin' country" song according to the station manager and was therefore banned from the playlist. We had to play songs from an ancient and scratched album that sounded rusty. No, not Rusty as in Rusty Goodman... just... rusty. It was an album of an old quartet (and I use that term loosely) from the station managers own church. Awful with a captital AWF (the album, not the church, lest I be accused of referring to a church as awful). He refused an ad from a well known car dealership because it had a rock and roll song on it. I don't remember who the singer was, probably one of those godless beatnik types... like...like....Ricky Nelson.

[Jermyn Davidson]

"I've got leaving on my mind" was too much like a "cheatin' country" song according to the station manager and was therefore banned from the playlist.


If I remember correctly, the only stuff I could not play were actual sermons.

The radio station was not Christian and would not allow its liberal reputation to be tarnished by supporting one (or any whatsoever) religion in particular. It was difficult just to get my show on there.

[OneAccord]

Kinda off subject, but the name Ricky Nelson reminded me of how Bro. William Branham thought Ricky Nelson was one of Americas greatest evil influences. Ricky, (yes, of Ozzie and Harriet fame) ranked right down there with the likes of Elvis and Lucille Ball. Bro. Branham referred to kids who got in trouble as gum popping "Little Rickys". (Girls were "Rickettes"). He told the members of his church to never name one of their children "Ricky", which, according to Bro. Branham, meant "a rat". Course, growing up, my name was Ricky so you know where that put me. (No wonder I've always had a inferiority complex... and always liked cheese!)
I always wondered why he was so down on Ricky Nelson- I was always under the impression that Ricky Nelson was squiky clean.

[Pro31:28]

Kinda off subject, but the name Ricky Nelson reminded me of how Bro. William Branham thought Ricky Nelson was one of Americas greatest evil influences. Ricky, (yes, of Ozzie and Harriet fame) ranked right down there with the likes of Elvis and Lucille Ball. Bro. Branham referred to kids who got in trouble as gum popping "Little Rickys". (Girls were "Rickettes"). He told the members of his church to never name one of their children "Ricky", which, according to Bro. Branham, meant "a rat". Course, growing up, my name was Ricky so you know where that put me. (No wonder I've always had a inferiority complex... and always liked cheese!)
I always wondered why he was so down on Ricky Nelson- I was always under the impression that Ricky Nelson was squiky clean.

And apparently he was... until the "Garden Party"....

And then his boys...
http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj279/ilikegirlsthatwearabercrombieandfitch/NELSON.jpg



LOL!!!!

[jezebelslayer]

I'm menopausal so does that count as an Alter Egos or just twisted????:snapout:club:evilglee:aaa

definately an alter ego! been there, done it. :club

[jezebelslayer]

That counts as a major pain for your husband.:ursofunny:tease

oh i wish i'd read this one first....this was not a pain for my husband....he was scared:evilglee

[SmartAlex]

I think AlterEgos are sinful and should be shunned.

[TCSQ]

With all this talk of Alter Egos and such, it has got me thinking. I guess I take everyone at face value, because I represent myself honestly. I cannot imagine coming on here and intentionally misleading people...
But I digress....

So here is my idea, If I had an alter ego (and I could feel comfortable putting it out there... which I really don't but for the sake of the game I will....) what would she be? Would she even be a she?



Now THAT is an intriguing thought! Much like the authors of one gender who write under a nomme de plume that implies they are members of the OPPOSITE gender than they really are!



This is most interesting! AND here is the KICKER! This ***IS*** my alter ego, one made to give me the ability to speak honestly and openly and keep my ministry safe from the sharks circling us in the waters from time to time.

[Pro31:28]

Now THAT is an intriguing thought! Much like the authors of one gender who write under a nomme de plume that implies they are members of the OPPOSITE gender than they really are!



This is most interesting! AND here is the KICKER! This ***IS*** my alter ego, one made to give me the ability to speak honestly and openly and keep my ministry safe from the sharks circling us in the waters from time to time.

MMMM, so is your alter ego different from your real life persona?

[Pro31:28]

I might be a man, big guy with a beard.... 5 kids, and I sell life insurance from home... I also go to church at home... In fact, I REALLLY must like my home... can you guess who I am :boomm


Not sure yet, though I am still thinking about it

[TCSQ]

MMMM, so is your alter ego different from your real life persona?


No ! Thats what keeps me in trouble so much! Just dont need to widen the borders of my tents if that makes any sense!!!!

[Pro31:28]

No ! Thats what keeps me in trouble so much! Just dont need to widen the borders of my tents if that makes any sense!!!!

:ursofunny

[Rico]

I might be a man, big guy with a beard.... 5 kids, and I sell life insurance from home... I also go to church at home... In fact, I REALLLY must like my home... can you guess who I am :boomm


Not sure yet, though I am still thinking about it

I have absolutely no idea who that may be. :D

[Monkeyman]

I had an Alter ego once... when I was a DJ for a Gospel Music radio station. I was....


Rick Allen
...THE voice of that Good Ol' Gospel Music!

I was this Cool guy that always... but ALWAYs played "the very best in Southern Gospel Music". I was well liked, in demand, and was personally accquainted with some of the biggest of the Big Gospel Music groups around.

Alas, however, the facade was too great for me. The image crumbled... and now... I am, and shall ever remain known as, "Rick Who?????The "very best in southern gospel" musta been a SHORT show....heeeheeeeeeeeee:evilglee:ursofunny

[OnenessWoman]

I'm menopausal so does that count as an Alter Egos or just twisted????:snapout:club:evilglee:aaa

Twisted. :crazy

[OnenessWoman]

I might be a man, big guy with a beard.... 5 kids, and I sell life insurance from home... I also go to church at home... In fact, I REALLLY must like my home... can you guess who I am :boomm


Not sure yet, though I am still thinking about it

Brother Home Slice....all you'd need to do now is home school to be cool...

I would be Rick James...freaky...:ursofunny

[Kay B]

I love to find encouraging e-cards so guess I'd be E_CARD.
http://www.alighthouse.com/staysthesame.html

[BrotherEastman]

Dr. Easty?

[Pro31:28]

Dr. Easty?

Your Alter Ego would be Dr. Westman (distant cousin of Dr. Ruth... :dance)

[HappyTown]

oh i wish i'd read this one first....this was not a pain for my husband....he was scared:evilglee

God's payback to men....;)

[Scott Hutchinson]

Payback is right.

[Rhoni]

My alter-ego is: Rhoni. Rhonda just doesn't have the strength and guts Rhoni has. Someone has to take care of Rhonda.

[Scott Hutchinson]

Remember that worldy song Help me Rhonda I think it was a beach boys song.

[Rhoni]

Remember that worldy song Help me Rhonda I think it was a beach boys song.

Bro. Scott, Back in the day it was either, "Help, help me Rhonda", or "Me and my RC". Now it is just Rhoni and me:friend

[Scott Hutchinson]

I know we ain't supposed to like songs like that but I like that one.
Sister Rhoni are you going to be online a minute,I want to pm you ?

[HappyTown]

Payback is right.

I can tell you are already scared of me....;)

[Scott Hutchinson]

I do get scared of my wife at times.

[Screen Limited]

I've never had an alter ego. I yam who I yam. Anyone miss me?

[rgcraig]

NO!!!!:ursofunnyI've never had an alter ego. I yam who I yam. Anyone miss me?

[Screen Limited]

NO!!!!:ursofunny

Ren, if you looked at my registration, you will see that I named you as referring me here. And I thought you were my #1 fan!

[rgcraig]

Ren, if you looked at my registration, you will see that I named you as referring me here. And I thought you were my #1 fan!

LOL!!!!

[Pro31:28]

Remember that worldy song Help me Rhonda I think it was a beach boys song.

How fitting for a therapist!
Maybe Rhoni isn't her real name, maybe she isn't a therapist... She came up with this alter ego while driving down the road in her convertible with top down, listening to the 60's station and she heard the lyrics...
"Help me Rhonda, yeah... Get her out of my heart"
and she thought.... "hmmm a counselor could do that, that will be my ALTER EGO a, counselor who helps the love-lorn" just call 1-800-Rhoni-Luv (she would have used Rhonda, but it wouldn't work for the phone number) :ursofunny
:friend

[Rhoni]

How fitting for a therapist!
Maybe Rhoni isn't her real name, maybe she isn't a therapist... She came up with this alter ego while driving down the road in her convertible with top down, listening to the 60's station and she heard the lyrics...
"Help me Rhonda, yeah... Get her out of my heart"
and she thought.... "hmmm a counselor could do that, that will be my ALTER EGO a, counselor who helps the love-lorn" just call 1-800-Rhoni-Luv (she would have used Rhonda, but it wouldn't work for the phone number) :ursofunny
:friend


:ursofunny:ursofunny shhhh. You've giving away my secret identity:friend

[Pro31:28]

:ursofunny:ursofunny shhhh. You've giving away my secret identity:friend

ooops! :aaa

[OnenessWoman]

I've never had an alter ego. I yam who I yam. Anyone miss me?

YES!!! ((((SCREEN LIMITED)))) :friend

[Pro31:28]

YES!!! ((((SCREEN LIMITED)))) :friend

So is he Popeye?

[Pro31:28]

I have absolutely no idea who that may be. :D

Really?? :whistle

[OnenessWoman]

So is he Popeye?

I'll never tell...but dey most certainly do be who dey is!!:tease

[Pro31:28]

I'll never tell...but dey most certainly do be who dey is!!:tease

Yay!! Oneness and her SUPERCOOL avatar is back! :ty

[OneAccord]

If I had an alter ego....



I'd ban him, cause there can only be one ME!

[Pro31:28]

If I had an alter ego....



I'd ban him, cause there can only be one ME!

NOOOO Silly, if you created it yourself, who would you be?

[OneAccord]

NOOOO Silly, if you created it yourself, who would you be?


I don't know who I am now. Who am I ... why am I hear?

[OnenessWoman]

NOOOO Silly, if you created it yourself, who would you be?

Please, don't confuse OA. He is too old to be trifled with...:bigbaby

[Pro31:28]

please, don't confuse oa. He is too old to be trifled with...:bigbaby

ahhhhhhhhh

[OneAccord]

Please, don't confuse OA. He is too old to be trifled with...:bigbaby

And the insults just keep coming. First I am called Silly, now I'm called TOO OLD. Can we get an Admin in here please....? :tease

[Michael Phelps]

And the insults just keep coming. First I am called Silly, now I'm called TOO OLD. Can we get an Admin in here please....? :tease

I came in response to your call, but you were napping in the waiting room....little bit of drool on your chin. I didn't want to disturb you.:ursofunny

[WWDveR]

If I had an alter ego it would be RevDWW.

[RevDWW]

If I had an alter ego it would be WWDveR.

[Cindy]

I came in response to your call, but you were napping in the waiting room....little bit of drool on your chin. I didn't want to disturb you.:ursofunny

:ursofunny

[Pro31:28]

I came in response to your call, but you were napping in the waiting room....little bit of drool on your chin. I didn't want to disturb you.:ursofunny

It;s ok now, I fed him his Metamucil, everything came out just fine....

[Michael Phelps]

It;s ok now, I fed him his Metamucil, everything came out just fine....

Can we keep him as long as we promise to feed him and take him outside from time to time??????????

[Pro31:28]

Can we keep him as long as we promise to feed him and take him outside from time to time??????????

I think it's ok, just make sure you mix a little juice with his Metamucil so he doesn't get backed up! Otherwise he gets grumpy and takes offense very easily!

[AmericanAngel]

Wonder Woman, of course!!!!!!!!!!!

[OneAccord]

I think it's ok, just make sure you mix a little juice with his Metamucil so he doesn't get backed up! Otherwise he gets grumpy and takes offense very easily!


Okay, thats it. I have been officially driven over the edge. I have been called names, insulted, made fun of, and my feelings are dragging the ground. Good bye cruel forum....










































































...until tomorrow.

[Pro31:28]

Okay, thats it. I have been officially driven over the edge. I have been called names, insulted, made fun of, and my feelings are dragging the ground. Good bye cruel forum....


..until tomorrow.




Whooo! Ya scared me OA!.

[Screen Limited]

LOL!!!!

I knew you loved me.

[Screen Limited]

YES!!! ((((SCREEN LIMITED)))) :friend

My other fan. Love you too babe.

[Screen Limited]

So is he Popeye?

Popeye is a wimp.

[Screen Limited]

And the insults just keep coming. First I am called Silly, now I'm called TOO OLD. Can we get an Admin in here please....? :tease

I am here to set things straight.

[Screen Limited]

It;s ok now, I fed him his Metamucil, everything came out just fine....

Thats gross.