Timmy
10-03-2007, 08:16 AM
Introduction: Inspired by some recent posts (on such topics such as water baptism and Veggietales), I hunted down a gobbledygook essay generator, gave it the topic of "Thad", and this is what popped out. I corrected some punctuation and spelling, replaced "it" with "he" etc., removed some uninteresting stuff, but I promise you: I did not add anything! Even the last line of the conclusion! It came out that way, verbatim, even the all-caps and punctuation!!!
An essay on Thad
While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind Thad, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of Thad. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, it is impossible to overestimate his impact on modern thought. Crossing many cultural barriers he still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch him with a barge pole' and 'I'd rather eat wasps' from those politically minded individuals living in the past, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of Thad. I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is Thad.
Social Factors
Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of Thad to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the reader's intelligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. The immortal and indispensable phrase 'honesty is the best policy' [1] created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. A child's approach to Thad bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.
Nothing represents every day life better than Thad, and I mean nothing. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to Thad, again and again.
Political Factors
Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing the two sides of Thad. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then Thad makes a good case for being the icing.
While Thad may be a giant amongst men, is he a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.
Conclusion
What can we conclude? Well, Thad has a special place in the heart of mankind. He establishes order, brought up a generation, and brings the best out in people.
Finally a word from super-star Elvis Poppins: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: Thad ROCKS!!! [2]
[1] Traditional - possibly first said by King Arthor... but probably not.
[2] It Magazine - Issue 302 - Spam Media Group
An essay on Thad
While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind Thad, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of Thad. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, it is impossible to overestimate his impact on modern thought. Crossing many cultural barriers he still draws remarks such as 'I wouldn't touch him with a barge pole' and 'I'd rather eat wasps' from those politically minded individuals living in the past, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of Thad. I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is Thad.
Social Factors
Comparisons between Roman Society and Medieval Society give a clear picture of the importance of Thad to developments in social conduct. I will not insult the reader's intelligence by explaining this obvious comparison any further. The immortal and indispensable phrase 'honesty is the best policy' [1] created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. A child's approach to Thad bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.
Nothing represents every day life better than Thad, and I mean nothing. Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to Thad, again and again.
Political Factors
Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing the two sides of Thad. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then Thad makes a good case for being the icing.
While Thad may be a giant amongst men, is he a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.
Conclusion
What can we conclude? Well, Thad has a special place in the heart of mankind. He establishes order, brought up a generation, and brings the best out in people.
Finally a word from super-star Elvis Poppins: 'I would say without a shadow of a doubt: Thad ROCKS!!! [2]
[1] Traditional - possibly first said by King Arthor... but probably not.
[2] It Magazine - Issue 302 - Spam Media Group