View Full Version : The never-ending story....
Malvaro
03-06-2007, 02:04 PM
The only rules are that you can only write one sentence (or a part of one) and must include a smilie of some sort....
Malvaro
03-06-2007, 02:04 PM
When AFF finally opened it's doors, :bliss
Nahum
03-06-2007, 02:13 PM
Vicki's jaw dropped to the floor. :ranting
Malvaro
03-06-2007, 02:54 PM
One can only suspect why that was so :dunno , but...
revrandy
03-06-2007, 02:58 PM
regardless she had to face the cold hard facts NFCF....
Malvaro
03-06-2007, 03:25 PM
had finally given up the ghost and died. :beatdeadhorse
Nevertheless, Malvaro in a fierce attempt at trying to ressuitate NFCF by using CPR, was unable to revive it and no one had a heart to tell him he was beating a dead horse!:D
Then, one day, our knight in shining armor, He Who Skins Coons, .... :heeheehee
Malvaro
03-07-2007, 08:31 AM
told us a story about how that he once killed three coons with one shot. :drawguns
We all gawked in utter amazement at ....
...the fact one of the Coons was indeed a Skunk!:woot
Malvaro
03-07-2007, 10:14 AM
When Thad said that he couldn't tell the difference, :crazy
Felicity
03-07-2007, 10:21 AM
When Thad said that he couldn't tell the difference, :crazy Ron gave him a look :nah irritably sighed and handed him his glasses. "I can see, I can see!" Thad shouted but then .......
Ron gave him a look :nah irritably sighed and handed him his glasses. "I can see, I can see!" Thad shouted but then .......
Towanda was standing right:kiss there and Thad said.....
Esther
03-07-2007, 12:34 PM
do you smell that?:sad
J-Roc
03-07-2007, 01:03 PM
ooops...I farted again.
Fonix
03-07-2007, 04:05 PM
I knew I should have insalled an exhaust fan so when I ...............:heeheehee
Sister Truth Seeker
03-07-2007, 10:11 PM
We all gawked in utter amazement at ....Sister Truth Seeker was amazed that some could not fallow simple instructions...:heeheehee and therefor leave out the smilie required
J-Roc
03-07-2007, 10:14 PM
to loosen the bowels... :heeheehee
revrandy
03-07-2007, 10:32 PM
This book has gone to the toilet...
This book has gone to the toilet...
......reading was not allowed there however,:tiphat so the story went on to.....
LadyChocolate
03-08-2007, 09:21 AM
......reading was not allowed there however,:tiphat so the story went on to.....
BOOMM :hmmm tellings us about Towanda and........
Esther
03-08-2007, 10:43 AM
BOOMM :hmmm tellings us about Towanda and........
a well known musician that :ranting
tamor
03-08-2007, 12:10 PM
a well known musician that :ranting
never could make it to the :kiss
Felicity
03-08-2007, 01:31 PM
never could make it to the :kisschoir practices on time. :ranting The choir members would stand there waiting and waiting and ................
Esther
03-08-2007, 02:02 PM
after much waiting they would begin singing together...............:ranting
Felicity
03-08-2007, 02:08 PM
after much waiting they would begin singing together...............:ranting in perfect harmony at the top of their lungs ........ He's Coming Soon! :bliss
Suddenly the sound of screeching tires was heard from the parking lot. Thad entered the sanctuary ...........
in perfect harmony at the top of their lungs ........ He's Coming Soon! :bliss
Suddenly the sound of screeching tires was heard from the parking lot. Thad entered the sanctuary ...........
.........Announced ***NEWSFLAS***:bliss I am back everyone! While I was away I.......
Felicity
03-08-2007, 02:16 PM
.........Announced ***NEWSFLAS***:bliss I am back everyone! While I was away I.......found the perfect woman!! :nutso She's ........
found the perfect woman!! :nutso She's ........
a one eyed widow that's 6'10'', 320 pounds and ....
Felicity
03-08-2007, 02:25 PM
a one eyed widow that's 6'10'', 320 pounds and ....has a rather short temper ......:heeheehee
The fact that she has 4 kids under the age of 7 caused Thad to ............
get a real job as a .....
Warmbee
03-08-2007, 03:34 PM
Mimi's cafe, serving the delicious.....
:donuts
Rhoni
03-08-2007, 03:42 PM
Mimi's cafe, serving the delicious.....
:donuts
hot mocha latte's and danish rolls to the families waiting for the ships to come into the harbor...
Fonix
03-08-2007, 03:46 PM
and one time when the ship came into the harbor it missed docking in the right place and landed in.......
Felicity's and TB's living room. Felicity exclaimed ...
J-Roc
03-08-2007, 04:06 PM
"Oh, grandma what big...
Rhoni
03-08-2007, 04:10 PM
"Oh, grandma what big...
danishes those are...mind if I have one, and TB looked over his reading glasses and exclaimed...
"Honey, what about our fast!". At that precise moment, MOW ...
LadyChocolate
03-08-2007, 04:13 PM
:heeheehee said you forgot your smiley that you were suppposed to add, and then TB offerred Rhoni a ................
said you forgot your smiley that you were suppposed to add, and then TB offerred Rhoni a ................
A gold-edition RRFord dartboard. Rhoni expressed ...
Felicity
03-08-2007, 04:16 PM
A gold-edition RRFord dartboard. Rhoni expressed ... ... surprise.
:ty but I don't play darts she said.
... surprise.
:ty but I don't play darts she said.
Meanwhile, back at the AFF ranch, PP was devising a sinister plot to exterminate ultra-cons and liberals ... but I digress ... back to our last scene.
hammondb3klingon1
03-08-2007, 04:18 PM
:tease how to introduce rhoni to the ubiquitus, transexual, cigar smoking upci preacher....and rhoni was
Felicity
03-08-2007, 04:22 PM
:tease how to introduce rhoni to the ubiquitus, transexual, cigar smoking upci preacher....and rhoni was:heeheehee
:tease Felicity introduced rhoni to the ubiquitus, transexual, cigar smoking upci preacher....and rhoni was
so disgusted that she kicked him repeatedly in the ....
hammondb3klingon1
03-08-2007, 04:35 PM
lace sneakers he was wearing. But he ducked and she:)
lace sneakers he was wearing. But he ducked and she:)
round-kicked him, and then finished him off with a pile driver. Onlookers whispered ...:drawguns
Rhoni
03-08-2007, 04:51 PM
round-kicked him, and then finished him off with a pile driver. Onlookers whispered ...:drawguns
Rhoni is supposed to be a counselor...wonder if she finally understands...
that aggression is the only way to .... :heeheehee
hammondb3klingon1
03-08-2007, 04:53 PM
remove psycho babble. So Dan turned and lectured the crowd by saying " ... :)
Rhoni
03-08-2007, 04:56 PM
Men, women, and transgendered...
judaizers, lend me your ear!!! .... Klingons are bent on ...
Rhoni
03-08-2007, 05:00 PM
infiltrating the domain of TB and Felicity while the...
hammondb3klingon1
03-08-2007, 05:03 PM
world stood by and watched. Meanwhile, at Reagan ranch ...
Fonix
03-08-2007, 05:07 PM
he was eating his favorite Gourmet Jelly Bellies. Sucked one down the wrong pipe and said, Nancy, you gonna help me or just......
Rhoni
03-08-2007, 05:08 PM
he was eating his favorite Jely Bellies. Sucked one down the wrong pipe and said Nancy you gona help me or just......
Send in RRFord to pray the glory down, while...
Rhoni
03-08-2007, 05:10 PM
Rhoni counsel's Nancy for her grief and loss issues, and Felicity turns to...
hammondb3klingon1
03-08-2007, 05:15 PM
the devil and eats a small katsup covered rodent while...
Fonix
03-08-2007, 05:16 PM
Rhoni and says.Tell him he was a well respected president but just as she does Danny Boy burst through the door. He says Rhoni, Ive got just the man for you. he is soooooo.........
hammondb3klingon1
03-08-2007, 05:18 PM
Rhoni and says.Tell him he was a well respected president but just as she does Danny Boy burst through the door. He says Rhoni, Ive got just the man for you. he is soooooo.........
Rightous and Loves the Lord. Just the man ...
Felicity
03-08-2007, 05:19 PM
the devil and eats a small katsup covered rodent while... katsup?!! :killinme What's that?
I prefer Sweet & Sour thanks. :D
Rightous and Loves the Lord. Just the man ...
Klingon's been searching for all his life. The dude is so Apostolic he's to...
Fonix
03-08-2007, 05:21 PM
to butcher the hogs and get you in line cause he has Bro Epley as a Pastor. Just then she leapt to her feet and so NO WAY I cant.........
hammondb3klingon1
03-08-2007, 05:23 PM
Klingon's been searching for all his life. The dude is so Apostolic his ...
body hair has been shaved. But he is still a nice...
hammondb3klingon1
03-08-2007, 05:24 PM
to butcher the hogs and get you in line cause he has Bro Epley as a Pastor. Just then she leapt to her feet and so NO WAY I cant.........
sit here while the world goes to hell and runs directly to the airport and goes to africa to be a missionary where she falls in love with a tribal chief that gets saved and she gets married, has 15 children who ...
Fonix
03-08-2007, 05:24 PM
body hair has been shaved. But he is still a nice...
man that is way to conservative to be called my
hammondb3klingon1
03-08-2007, 05:27 PM
man that is way to conservative to be called my
sister. So I choose to deliver him to the devil for ..
Rhoni
03-08-2007, 05:59 PM
sister. So I choose to deliver him to the devil for ..
the salvation of his conservative soul...for it is better that...
Rhoni
03-08-2007, 06:03 PM
MOW goes through the eye of a needle, than...
to allow Epley and his Ultracon friends ....
J-Roc
03-08-2007, 06:11 PM
...act as bouncers at the gates of
hammondb3klingon1
03-08-2007, 06:11 PM
to allow Epley and his Ultracon friends ....
have their shoes shined by illegal aliens. But all is well that ...
hammondb3klingon1
03-08-2007, 06:12 PM
...act as bouncers at the gates of
jroc's mansion while the music plays on the system and jroc is serving...
jroc's mansion while the music plays on the system and jroc is serving...
..Donuts & Coffee, meanwhile, Dan is Congratulated for starting his 10,000 thread and making his one Millionth Post:congrats came from all while some asked his secret, he replied...
I want to thank the little people like Ron, Ferd, Praxeas, CS and others ... but most of all I want to thank .....
hammondb3klingon1
03-08-2007, 06:42 PM
hammondb3klingon1 for all of his wisdom and love for his fellow man. I know for sure that hammond is truely of God and wants the best for ...
J-Roc
03-08-2007, 06:55 PM
...for his life now http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1586216554.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg ...
... for this reason ... I nominate Klingy as the worst ....
hammondb3klingon1
03-08-2007, 07:21 PM
mexican on the planet which brings me to my next point. I am not mexican...which is why I stink at it. SO, I nominate Daniel for the best...(render good for evil)
poster AFF has, has ever had in it's history and forever more be the king of ...
LadyChocolate
03-08-2007, 07:45 PM
poster AFF has, has ever had in it's history and forever more be the king of ...
king of the "post with the most wisdom". But he will only receive that honor if Pastor Poster approves. With that Dan will ...........:tease
mizpeh
03-08-2007, 08:14 PM
king of the "post with the most wisdom". But he will only receive that honor if Pastor Poster approves. With that Dan will ...........:tease
With that Dan will retire from AFF and get a job as a...............
LadyChocolate
03-08-2007, 08:18 PM
With that Dan will retire from AFF and get a job as a...............
a roach coach cook, cause Dan's the man with______________:heeheehee
LadyCoonskinner
03-08-2007, 08:38 PM
a roach coach cook, cause Dan's the man with______________:heeheehee
Little or no ability and is greatly deceived. So he walks over to.........
LadyChocolate
03-08-2007, 08:39 PM
Little or no ability and is greatly deceived. So he walks over to.........
the local independent apostolic church and prays. :praying while he is there he sees the error of his liberal ways and......
LadyCoonskinner
03-08-2007, 08:49 PM
the local independent apostolic church and prays. :praying while he is there he sees the error of his liberal ways and......
lays his golden lapel pin on the alter, promising to never......."
allow Coonskinner to be my pastor ... even if it means ...
mizpeh
03-08-2007, 08:52 PM
the local independent apostolic church and prays. :praying while he is there he sees the error of his liberal ways and......
....humbly returns to AFF to post with spiritual insight and .....:highfive
LadyCoonskinner
03-08-2007, 08:52 PM
allow Coonskinner to be my pastor ... even if it means ...
that I'm gonna fry. God sent Coonskinner into my life to.........
....humbly returns to AFF to post with spiritual insight and .....:highfive
and sends everyone to hell in the Epleyian tradition. :killinme
LadyChocolate
03-08-2007, 08:57 PM
Bro. Epley ordained him as a minister in his church even gave him the role as assistant pastor. :grampa And that was when_________
LadyCoonskinner
03-08-2007, 09:04 PM
Bro. Epley ordained him as a minister in his church even gave him the role as assistant pastor. :grampa And that was when_________
Dan really got a revelation of the truth. He had to go back to Coonskinner and ask him to be his pastor and then........
Dan woke up from this nightmare in a cold sweat .... thanking Jesus for saving him from the grips of tradition and legalism .... that's when CS knocked at the door and said .....
LadyChocolate
03-08-2007, 09:06 PM
Dan really got a revelation of the truth. He had to go back to Coonskinner and ask him to be his pastor and then........
...and he asked coonskinner to take him under his wings and teach him all about ..................:killinme
casting folks to eternal damnation ....
Felicity
03-08-2007, 09:08 PM
Dan woke up from this nightmare in a cold sweat .... thanking Jesus for saving him from the grips of tradition and legalism .... that's when CS knocked at the door and said .....Hey, I'm hungry. Is your frig stocked?
Out of the corner of his eye he spied.........
LadyChocolate
03-08-2007, 09:08 PM
casting folks to eternal damnation ....
Dan was amazed by the coonskinner's wisdom, at which coonskinner admitted everything he knew he learned from Mrs. Coonskinner, and then....................
Hey, I'm hungry. Is your frig stocked?
Out of the corner of his eye he spied.........
Praxeas, the Oneness Ninja, with Samurai sword, in hand ....
Felicity
03-08-2007, 09:22 PM
Praxeas, the Oneness Ninja, with Samurai sword, in hand ....... grinned at Dan and said......"Hi Dan! Whatcha doing up so late?" Care for a little sword play?"
Well then Dan .....
LadyChocolate
03-08-2007, 09:23 PM
... grinned at Dan and said......"Hi Dan! Whatcha doing up so late?" Care for a little sword play?"
Well then Dan .....
pulled out his dagger and said, "why not?" "I am up for a little fight" but then ..........
mizpeh
03-08-2007, 09:25 PM
... grinned at Dan and said......"Hi Dan! Whatcha doing up so late?" Care for a little sword play?"
Well then Dan .....Calls in reinforcements from NYC, yo, JRoc, Ronzo.....
even Sam, and Johnny heeded the call ...
LadyChocolate
03-08-2007, 09:32 PM
even Sam, and Johnny heeded the call ...
And it was then THE POSSEEEEEE showed up....Yep, they were all there ready to.......:drawguns
GET IT ON ... until a freckled faced red-head boy exclaimed.... It's a bird ... no it's ... a plane... no ... its SUPER ...
LadyCoonskinner
03-08-2007, 09:49 PM
GET IT ON ... until a freckled faced red-head boy exclaimed.... It's a bird ... no it's ... a plane... no ... its SUPER ...
WOMAN in the form of Lady Coonskinner. She done came to town to bust the hydes if those low down.........
LadyChocolate
03-08-2007, 09:53 PM
WOMAN in the form of Lady Coonskinner. She done came to town to bust the hydes if those low down.........
liberals and the crowd went wild as she ripped and stomped and tore them to shredds, in the name of Jesus that is, and then.......
LadyCoonskinner
03-08-2007, 09:55 PM
liberals and the crowd went wild as she ripped and stomped and tore them to shredds, in the name of Jesus that is, and then.......
Dan made his way to the altar where CS, Bro. Epley, RRFORD, and Steadfast came and laid hands on him and ...........
Dan ... it his might and power ... mushroomed into a fire ball ... purging the world of Ultracon tyranny
LadyCoonskinner
03-08-2007, 09:57 PM
Dan ... it his might and power ... mushroomed into a fire ball ... purging the world of Ultracon tyranny
and then true revelation took place and God brought him back into the fold whre he and CS and RRFORD started.........
spewing hate and venom ....
LadyCoonskinner
03-08-2007, 10:00 PM
spewing hate and venom ....
about the nasty things that the devil has been doing in our world and to our people. They then started on a lifelong journey of peace and........
LadyChocolate
03-08-2007, 10:01 PM
:grampa about the nasty things that the devil has been doing in our world and to our people. They then started on a lifelong journey of peace and........
he even went and found OLD PATHS and asked him to teach him the right paths.............
LadyCoonskinner
03-08-2007, 10:03 PM
:grampa
he even went and found OLD PATHS and asked him to teach him the right paths.............
to God and they began a ministry of............
Television evangelism .... called ...
LadyChocolate
03-08-2007, 10:08 PM
Television evangelism .... called ...
Bro. Strange and Bro. Epley to join them on the Opening show........
LadyCoonskinner
03-08-2007, 10:13 PM
Television evangelism .... called ...
On your way to hell? Tune in and find out. Dan really like to show off and he got in trouble one day by doing........
LadyChocolate
03-08-2007, 10:17 PM
On your way to hell? Tune in and find out. Dan really like to show off and he got in trouble one day by doing........
a crazy stunt like picking up the rattle snake just to show he could not be harmed..:dunno ....it was a good thing that CS was there to...........
LadyCoonskinner
03-08-2007, 10:37 PM
a crazy stunt like picking up the rattle snake just to show he could not be harmed..:dunno ....it was a good thing that CS was there to...........
Pray the prayer of faith and watch Ole Dan get his healing. Dan then turned the corner in his walk with God and began to.....
RevDWW
03-08-2007, 10:40 PM
Pray the prayer of faith and watch Ole Dan get his healing. Dan then turned the corner in his walk with God and began to.....
tell how he'd seen the light and that faith without works is dead! So he bought a tent and
LadyChocolate
03-08-2007, 10:54 PM
tell how he'd seen the light and that faith without works is dead! So he bought a tent and
and in his first meeting, (somewhat similiar to Iron Hill), Felicity, Rhoni, & Chan were all there....:praying .....It was a little strange to see....
The only rules are that you can only write one sentence (or a part of one) and must include a smilie of some sort....
The Cubs will lose 95 games again in 2007.
The Brewers will win 92.
:praying :praying :praying :beatdeadhorse
LadyChocolate
03-08-2007, 11:03 PM
and in his first meeting, (somewhat similiar to Iron Hill), Felicity, Rhoni, & Chan were all there....:praying .....It was a little strange to see....
The Cubs will lose 95 games again in 2007.
The Brewers will win 92.
:praying :praying :praying :beatdeadhorse
yes it was strange to see bro Neckstadt prophecying right in the midst of service, but what was even better than that was when LAgirl came and .....
chosenbyone
03-08-2007, 11:07 PM
played a rendition of her classic
LadyChocolate
03-08-2007, 11:09 PM
played a rendition of her classic
cubbies anthem right in the middle of service...:ranting it totally got me out of the spirit, well, this threw everyone off but then what made it worse was when Thad came in shouting, NEWSFLASH, did you hear that...................
chosenbyone
03-08-2007, 11:10 PM
the DS of soandso state married a
chosenbyone
03-08-2007, 11:22 PM
methodist and a ultra-con who then went on their honeymoon to
LadyChocolate
03-08-2007, 11:24 PM
methodist and a ultra-con who then went on their honeymoon to
california and attended brother bookers church only to find out that bro booker had..........
Fonix
03-09-2007, 05:23 AM
gone to the himalayas to stay with some monks while he writes another book. It is about...
Rhoni
03-09-2007, 05:45 AM
gone to the himalayas to stay with some monks while he writes another book. It is about...
the perils of Dora, and how...
LadyChocolate
03-09-2007, 05:46 AM
thru all she'd been thru, Dora finally managed somehow to persuade
Rhoni
03-09-2007, 05:50 AM
thru all she'd been thru, Dora finally managed somehow to persuade
Rhoni that counsleing was no longer necessary for her and she was well on her way...
LadyChocolate
03-09-2007, 06:00 AM
Rhoni that counsleing was no longer necessary for her and she was well on her way...
......to the calling God has truly called her to do....Rhoni and Coonskinner will be holding a revival together in the state of California....:praying Rhoni is so pleased to announce that she............
Rhoni
03-09-2007, 06:06 AM
renounces the study of psychology and has begun deliverance ministries with Rev. & Sis. Coonskinner with endorsement of RRFord who...
LadyChocolate
03-09-2007, 06:12 AM
renounces the study of psychology and has begun deliverance ministries with Rev. & Sis. Coonskinner with endorsement of RRFord who...
recently received his doctors degree in psychology and anthropology..............
Rhoni
03-09-2007, 06:13 AM
recently received his doctors degree in psychology and anthropology..............
and now Rhoni prays diligently for him, as he did her...to be converted, and...
LadyChocolate
03-09-2007, 06:18 AM
and now Rhoni prays diligently for him, as he did her...to be converted, and...
meanwhile, members of the AFF, got together and went to a hockey game. And of all people to be on the teams were bro. Atlanta Bishop for the mighty ducks and Bro. Reckhart was on the opposite teams... :drawguns We knew this was gonna be good because bro. epley was taking bets on............
Rhoni
03-09-2007, 06:21 AM
meanwhile, members of the AFF, got together and went to a hockey game. And of all people to be on the teams were bro. Atlanta Bishop for the mighty ducks and Bro. Reckhart was on the opposite teams... :drawguns We knew this was gonna be good because bro. epley was taking bets on............
how long it would take for MOW to remove his long sleeved shirt as...
LadyChocolate
03-09-2007, 06:27 AM
how long it would take for MOW to remove his long sleeved shirt as...
he began to do this, we were all distracted by Lagirl who was arguing with Neckstadt abou the cubs winning. And that, my friend, was when the fight broke out.:drawguns Yessirree, it sure did.... Lagirl went to knock out Neckstadt but right when she knocked him in the jaw....................
Rhoni
03-09-2007, 06:36 AM
Bro. Epley let out a scream as MOW stood there in his T-shirt, and Renda, Lady CS, Carey, SIS STS, Rhoni, Felicity, and Barb began to dance the shockamoo as Thad & Dora...
LadyChocolate
03-09-2007, 06:39 AM
Bro. Epley let out a scream as MOW stood there in his T-shirt, and Renda, Lady CS, Carey, SIS STS, Rhoni, Fleicity, and Barb began to dance the shockamoo as Thad & Dora...
...began to figure skate on the ice....it was such a beautiful sight....However, as much rythym as Thad has the organ, he just couldn't quite get the hang of catching Dora after a graceful flip.... That was when..................:praying
Rhoni
03-09-2007, 06:42 AM
Dora fell flat on her face and her nose bled all over the ice, Thad fainted, and...
LadyChocolate
03-09-2007, 06:45 AM
Dora fell flat on her face and her nose bled all over the ice, Thad fainted, and...
And Towanda showed up to ______________________________:bliss
Rhoni
03-09-2007, 06:47 AM
sing the national anthem with Williamsbaby, as...
Rhoni
03-09-2007, 06:49 AM
Malvaro, Dan, Chosenbyone, TripleE, and BOOMM began a wave in the middle of...
LadyChocolate
03-09-2007, 07:01 AM
Malvaro, Dan, Chosenbyone, TripleE, and BOOMM began a wave in the middle of...
arena...... LadyChocolate and Rhoni began to cheer them on! Oh what graceful cheerleading skills they have, the crowd responded! :killinme After the fight, a hockey game broke out and ..........
Rhoni
03-09-2007, 07:04 AM
escalated into exceptional performances as the testosterone level had increased and the focus was on winning rather than...
Rhoni
03-09-2007, 07:10 AM
Epley casting the devils out of MOW for being dressed unUPCI-ified...
LadyChocolate
03-09-2007, 07:26 AM
Epley casting the devils out of MOW for being dressed unUPCI-ified...
In spite of all they had been through, they all gathered around a campfire as Cooper began to sing and play his guitar....:rockband . Thad got his Yamaha motif and began to join in while Lanny Wolfe and the Trio began to sing the old song.............
LadyChocolate
03-09-2007, 07:38 AM
In spite of all they had been through, they all gathered around a campfire as Cooper began to sing and play his guitar....:rockband . Thad got his Yamaha motif and began to join in while Lanny Wolfe and the Trio began to sing the old song.............
...Only Jesus Can Satisfy Your Soul.............after a wonderful time of fellowship and ministering by the Coonskinner, they all met at Gabby's Cafe:donuts :coffee2 where RobB was...........
...Only Jesus Can Satisfy Your Soul.............after a wonderful time of fellowship and ministering by the Coonskinner, they all met at Gabby's Cafe:donuts :coffee2 where RobB was...........
....telling bad jokes that no one ever got:killinme he stood up and yelled loudly.....
LadyChocolate
03-09-2007, 09:08 AM
....telling bad jokes that no one ever got:killinme he stood up and yelled loudly.....
My people, lend me your ears....................so everyone began to throw them their ears....oh disgusting it was......then they all frowned at LadyChocolate for another bad joke.....But RonB redeemed himself by........offering every one there free Lattes...........:donuts :hypercoffee :coffee2 .....It was then that______
Felicity
03-09-2007, 09:17 AM
My people, lend me your ears....................so everyone began to throw them their ears....oh disgusting it was......then they all frowned at LadyChocolate for another bad joke.....But RonB redeemed himself by........offering every one there free Lattes...........:donuts :hypercoffee :coffee2 .....It was then that______Felicity stepped into the room, coffee hand and said ........
LadyChocolate
03-09-2007, 09:20 AM
Felicity stepped into the room, coffee hand and said ........
......I was talking to Thad and found out, that the other night at church, Bro. Epley............................:praying
......I was talking to Thad and found out, that the other night at church, Bro. Epley............................:praying
...did a big Shockamoo as they had fifty get the Holy Ghost!:shockamoo meanwhile AFF was all abuzz as Renda posted that......
LadyChocolate
03-09-2007, 10:09 AM
...did a big Shockamoo as they had fifty get the Holy Ghost!:shockamoo meanwhile AFF was all abuzz as Renda posted that......
her first kiss was really with_______:heeheehee
The Notorious B.I.G. and she's never been ...
The Notorious B.I.G. and she's never been ...
Surprised that people don't realize the rules of this thread state you need to include at least one smile.:ranting Neverthe less, Malvaro saved the day when he stepped up and said.......
:heeheehee ....I'm coming out of the closet ... I'm a ....
Digging4Truth
03-09-2007, 12:13 PM
:heeheehee ....I'm coming out of the closet ... I'm a ....
Shiite....
To which everyone stood in amazement until finally I heard....
RevDWW
03-09-2007, 12:19 PM
Shiite....
To which everyone stood in amazement until finally I heard....
a loud :jaw explosion and......
LadyChocolate
03-09-2007, 01:17 PM
a loud :jaw explosion and......
we all peered out and saw that Neckstadt just totalled his nice , very nice, very expensive brand new car...... Through the window, we all could see Neckstadt:praying __________
Digging4Truth
03-09-2007, 01:18 PM
we all peered out and saw that Neckstadt just totalled his nice , very nice, very expensive brand new car...... Through the window, we all could see Neckstadt:praying __________
laid across the wreckage crying "Why, why, why...."
Just about that time someone delivered him a word from the Lord that said...
LadyChocolate
03-09-2007, 01:40 PM
laid across the wreckage crying "Why, why, why...."
Just about that time someone delivered him a word from the Lord that said...
Be of good cheer my brothu............you paid your insurance on time....... you are fully covered...and BTW, good thing you have clean..........
socks on today!!!!!! hee:killinme then Neckstady realized he forgot to.........
Rhoni
03-09-2007, 01:59 PM
Be of good cheer my brothu............you paid your insurance on time....... you are fully covered...and BTW, good thing you have clean..........
socks on today!!!!!! hee:killinme then Neckstady realized he forgot to.........
change his, and one was blue and the other black...he knew his wife...
LadyChocolate
03-09-2007, 02:01 PM
change his, and one was blue and the other black...he knew his wife...
...was gonna blow it! :sad He didn't even ask her permission to take the car out of the garage....It wasn't May yet...:sad .Oh boy, He knew then he was going to ...........................
...was gonna blow it! :sad He didn't even ask her permission to take the car out of the garage....It wasn't May yet...:sad .Oh boy, He knew then he was going to ...........................
....have to wake up as it was all just a dream!:bedtime then there was a knocking at the door and lo and behold it was St Matt. He said.....
Falla39
03-09-2007, 03:13 PM
....have to wake up as it was all just a dream!:bedtime then there was a knocking at the door and lo and behold it was St Matt. He said.....
Bro. Ron,
Are you doing better with your back! God is able to really fix that
which man cannot take care of!! That's because He's God and not
man! Pray He is touching your back, in Jesus Name!!
Blessings,
Falla39
Rhoni
03-09-2007, 03:50 PM
And with that...Sis Falla lept into her Jaquar and headed to...
Rhoni
03-09-2007, 03:59 PM
Houston to be in service with Sis. Esther in her home missions work...I heard there was a guest speaker...
Falla39
03-09-2007, 04:10 PM
Houston to be in service with Sis. Esther in her home missions work...I heard there was a guest speaker...
Sis. Rhoni,
I just saw this and laughed about the jag line. Do jags come in
vans!!!:killinme
Are you going to Houston for Sis. Esther's service?
Do you know who the guest speaker is!!
Blessings,
Falla39
Falla39
03-09-2007, 04:14 PM
Sis. Rhoni,
I just saw this and laughed about the jag line. Do jags come in
vans!!!:killinme
Are you going to Houston for Sis. Esther's service?
Do you know who the guest speaker is!!
Blessings,
Falla39
It just dawned on me that I am in a never-ending story online!!!!:killinme
Rhoni
03-09-2007, 04:15 PM
Sis. Rhoni,
I just saw this and laughed about the jag line. Do jags come in
vans!!!:killinme
Are you going to Houston for Sis. Esther's service?
Do you know who the guest speaker is!!
Blessings,
Falla39
Sis. Falla...I am just making up a story...LOL...but I can see you...
Rhoni
03-09-2007, 04:15 PM
Driving your Jaquar convertible into Houston and speaking for SIs. Esther as...Bro. Johnny strumms his guitar, and...
Falla39
03-09-2007, 04:24 PM
Driving your Jaquar convertible into Houston and speaking for SIs. Esther as...Bro. Johnny strumms his guitar, and...
Sis. Rhoni,
I feel God is beginning to release your burden. His yoke is easy
and His burdens are light!! He knows the way you take and when
He has tried you, you SHALL come forth as gold!! Count on it!!:bliss
Things are not always as they seem and God is the ONE who IS and
always will be in control. He's that GREAT and GREATLY to be praised.
He loves everyone of His children, as any loving Father should!!:bliss
:bliss :bliss :bliss :bliss :bliss
Blessings,
Falla39
Rhoni
03-09-2007, 04:27 PM
Sis. Rhoni,
I feel God is beginning to release your burden. His yoke is easy
and His burdens are light!! He knows the way you take and when
He has tried you, you SHALL come forth as gold!! Count on it!!:bliss
Things are not always as they seem and God is the ONE who IS and
always will be in control. He's that GREAT and GREATLY to be praised.
He loves everyone of His children, as any loving Father should!!:bliss
:bliss :bliss :bliss :bliss :bliss
Blessings,
Falla39
Sis,
You are so persistent in ministering to me. I :ty .
Love & Blessings, Rhoni
Falla39
03-09-2007, 04:39 PM
Sis,
You are so persistent in ministering to me. I :ty .
Love & Blessings, Rhoni
Sis.Rhoni,
I am only the housing He flows through!!:bliss :bliss
Falla39
Bro. Ron,
Are you doing better with your back! God is able to really fix that
which man cannot take care of!! That's because He's God and not
man! Pray He is touching your back, in Jesus Name!!
Blessings,
Falla39
Yes, it is getting better. It is still stiff, but not as painful.
Thank you so much for your prayers.
I am grateful.
God Bless!
Ron
Fonix
03-09-2007, 04:57 PM
Driving your Jaquar convertible into Houston and speaking for SIs. Esther as...Bro. Johnny strumms his guitar, and...
Sings, When the Roll is called up yonder Ill be where????
Falla39
03-09-2007, 10:28 PM
Sings, When the Roll is called up yonder Ill be where????
Where the roses never fade! I'm going to a city, where there'll be
no more night, going to a city, where Jesus is the Light, Trumpet
gonna sound, and.......
Fonix
03-10-2007, 06:28 AM
Where the roses never fade! I'm going to a city, where there'll be
no more night, going to a city, where Jesus is the Light, Trumpet
gonna sound, and.......
Ill be caught away. But, Im scared of flying so im going by........
Falla39
03-10-2007, 08:24 AM
Ill be caught away. But, Im scared of flying so im going by........
UPS Overnite Express, arriving the next day....and ....!
Falla39
03-10-2007, 08:25 AM
UPS Overnite Express, arriving the next day....and ....!
By the time, they find me missing, I'll be.......!!
Fonix
03-10-2007, 08:49 AM
By the time, they find me missing, I'll be.......!!
Walking with the king , Praise his holy name. Hallejuiah Im walking with the king everyday Im walking with the king. Im gonna be.........
Falla39
03-10-2007, 10:04 AM
Walking with the king , Praise his holy name. Hallejuiah Im walking with the king everyday Im walking with the king. Im gonna be.........
gone, in the twinkling of an eye, Gonna be gone never more to.....
Fonix
03-10-2007, 01:26 PM
take a trip in the good old gospel ship.
Speaking of the ship.....
LadyChocolate
03-10-2007, 10:29 PM
take a trip in the good old gospel ship.
Speaking of the ship.....
iaintmovin got a shipment from NLYP.....:dunno He was very hesitant to open the package because the last time he received something from NLYP it was pretty.........
take a trip in the good old gospel ship.
Speaking of the ship.....
iaintmovin got a shipment from NLYP.....:dunno He was very hesitant to open the package because the last time he received something from NLYP it was pretty.........
..."Dead" and behold it stinketh!:anonymous The paper bag that Iaintmovin was wearing was insufficient to keep out the smell, so he called his wife and told her his dilemma. She said....
Scott Hutchinson
03-11-2007, 05:35 AM
[QUOTE=LadyChocolate;35426]
..."Dead" and behold it stinketh!:anonymous The paper bag that Iaintmovin was wearing was insufficient to keep out the smell, so he called his wife and told her his dilemma. She said....
She said I hope we haven't received a dead possum in a package again.
Fonix
03-11-2007, 06:51 AM
[QUOTE=Ron;35453]
She said I hope we haven't received a dead possum in a package again.
He said no this time its a dead coon and there is a note atached asking for........
Falla39
03-11-2007, 07:44 AM
[QUOTE=Scott Hutchinson;35493]
He said no this time its a dead coon and there is a note atached asking for........
help, but he replied, "I wouldn't touch that with a ten-foot pole....:killinme
Fonix
03-11-2007, 01:54 PM
so Idecided to call Bro. Epley cause I know he deals in butchering hogs so maybe he could help me with this coon embalming....Then
Falla39
03-11-2007, 02:29 PM
so Idecided to call Bro. Epley cause I know he deals in butchering hogs so maybe he could help me with this coon embalming....Then
before I could call Bro. Epley, Bro. RonB appeared out of no where and
cried out excitely, "Hey, bro. That ain't no coon, that's a .......:killinme
Fonix
03-11-2007, 02:33 PM
before I could call Bro. Epley, Bro. RonB appeared out of no where and
cried out excitely, "Hey, bro. That ain't no coon, that's a .......:killinme
Toupee that flew off the preachers head during that wild church service over at ________ church. Wow you should have seen the commotion it stirred when they realized ...........
Falla39
03-11-2007, 04:13 PM
Toupee that flew off the preachers head during that wild church service over at ________ church. Wow you should have seen the commotion it stirred when they realized ...........
It wasn't a toupee at all, but a Daniel Boone cap, made from .....
....:killinme
Scott Hutchinson
03-11-2007, 08:45 PM
But a Daniel Boone cap made from skunk hair.
slave4him
03-11-2007, 08:56 PM
They sure did start shouting when they realized it was a poe cat hat they had.
Scott Hutchinson
03-11-2007, 09:05 PM
They sure did start shouting when they realized it was a poe cat hat they had.
The women shouted so much the bobby pins came out of their hair and went flying across the room.
LadyChocolate
03-12-2007, 07:36 AM
The women shouted so much the bobby pins came out of their hair and went flying across the room.
:bliss Well, you know what happened then....... kinda like what happened with the Mississippi squirrel revival.... you should have seen LadyCoonskinner when ............
hammondb3klingon1
03-12-2007, 07:24 PM
:bliss Well, you know what happened then....... kinda like what happened with the Mississippi squirrel revival.... you should have seen LadyCoonskinner when ............
She smacked the CS on his bald head and screamed "Get your hands off me. I do not even know you" while in the local walmart. CS just ...
LadyChocolate
03-13-2007, 06:09 AM
She smacked the CS on his bald head and screamed "Get your hands off me. I do not even know you" while in the local walmart. CS just ...
...walked over to the sporting good dept and bought several:drawguns
LadyChocolate
03-14-2007, 06:40 AM
...walked over to the sporting good dept and bought several:drawguns
tents and camping supplies. Coonskinner and Steadfast were going camping to get away from all the chaos that has been going on lately. Just them and the guys. Oh, it was probably about 2 am when ...................:aaa
Arphaxad
03-17-2007, 01:11 AM
tents and camping supplies. Coonskinner and Steadfast were going camping to get away from all the chaos that has been going on lately. Just them and the guys. Oh, it was probably about 2 am when ...................:aaa
........Steadfast remembered he was scheduled to preach that morning, in another state,:grampa ,so he .......
Falla39
03-17-2007, 04:35 AM
........Steadfast remembered he was scheduled to preach that morning, in another state,:grampa ,so he .......
bolted out of the tent and came face to face with a.....!:slaphappy
mizpeh
03-18-2007, 01:23 PM
bolted out of the tent and came face to face with a.....!:slaphappy
a skunk !........which lifted up its tail and....:uhoh
a skunk !........which lifted up its tail and....:uhoh
.....Steadfast awoke from his dream, and after sighing a relief he said, "no more reading Ron's posts before bedtime!":D
Meanwhile, as CareyM was getting ready to move she opened her garage and....
RevDWW
03-18-2007, 03:08 PM
.....Steadfast awoke from his dream, and after sighing a relief he said, "no more reading Ron's posts before bedtime!":D
Meanwhile, as CareyM was getting ready to move she opened her garage and....
A herd of skunks proceeded out and did the shockamo :happydance right there in the .......
hammondb3klingon1
03-18-2007, 07:18 PM
ladies rest room at the UPCI GC. Three women started dancing in the ...
LadyChocolate
03-19-2007, 07:26 AM
ladies rest room at the UPCI GC. Three women started dancing in the ...
hallway when they found out that Vicky Yohe had given 200,000.00 dollars to the UPC for sheaves for christ.....:happydance Thad got on the organ, and Vicky began to sang her famous song..............
jillian
03-19-2007, 08:10 AM
He is faithfull!!! Thad got so happy he fell off the organ bench...... :woohoo
Rhoni
03-19-2007, 08:21 AM
He is faithfull!!! Thad got so happy he fell off the organ bench...... :woohoo
and broke his tailbone and Bro. LS ran over to anoint him, and...
slave4him
03-19-2007, 11:46 PM
spilt oil in Thads eyes!! Gives looking Holy a whole new meaning.
LadyChocolate
03-20-2007, 02:01 PM
Not only was there oil all over Thad, but all over the floor, too! What a mess it was... When the ministry team began to go over and pray for him, they began to slip and fall...It was a huge preacher pile up. You shoulda seen the look on Thad's face when .....................:doh
Rhoni
03-20-2007, 02:21 PM
Not only was there oil all over Thad, but all over the floor, too! What a mess it was... When the ministry team began to go over and pray for him, they began to slip and fall...It was a huge preacher pile up. You shoulda seen the look on Thad's face when .....................:doh
RevDWW fell over Bro. Epley and they began rolling...
LadyChocolate
03-20-2007, 02:36 PM
RevDWW fell over Bro. Epley and they began rolling...
they were true Holy rollers.... well anyway, they rolled right into Queen Esther and almost knocked her off her feet.:uhoh we knew for sure that..........
mizpeh
03-21-2007, 04:16 PM
they were true Holy rollers.... well anyway, they rolled right into Queen Esther and almost knocked her off her feet.:uhoh we knew for sure that..........
We knew for sure that it was a genuine move of God when Bro Elpey said to Thad......:friend
Rhoni
03-22-2007, 07:12 AM
We knew for sure that it was a genuine move of God when Bro Elpey said to Thad......:friend
Would you come and be our minister of music...I'll pay you half of ...
LadyChocolate
03-22-2007, 07:15 AM
Would you come and be our minister of music...I'll pay you half of ...
money that falls out of my saints' pockets while they are shouting.... and you can have all the bobby pins from off the floor also....:happydance Thad was so grateful that all he could say was...........
jillian
03-22-2007, 08:00 AM
I will, but only if I can write the NEWSLETTER also!!!! Bro Eply appeared deep in thought..or maybe prayer, then he replied.....
Rhoni
03-22-2007, 08:03 AM
I will, but only if I can write the NEWSLETTER also!!!! Bro Eply appeared deep in thought..or maybe prayer, then he replied.....
Well, maybe Timlan will...
LadyChocolate
03-22-2007, 08:29 AM
:tiphat Well, maybe Timlan will...
:tiphat give you a few pointers on how to be positive in your writing....Thad said.............
slave4him
03-22-2007, 08:34 AM
Forget it if I can't do it my way then no way at all!
Falla39
03-22-2007, 08:50 AM
Forget it if I can't do it my way then no way at all!
To which Epley replied, O.K, Thad, you just keep writing those
Newsflashes and I'll keep .........!!!:slaphappy
slave4him
03-22-2007, 01:18 PM
cleaning up this oil on the carpet. hey where is my
Falla39
03-22-2007, 02:44 PM
cleaning up this oil on the carpet. hey where is my
hog.. butchering tools! No, no Thad, I ain't gonna.......:toofunny
jillian
03-22-2007, 02:48 PM
hog.. butchering tools! No, no Thad, I ain't gonna.......:toofunny
hurt ya...I want to talk to you about ....well you see....maybe, I just might want to join the UPC, and I need someone to show me the ropes :friend
LadyChocolate
03-22-2007, 03:11 PM
hurt ya...I want to talk to you about ....well you see....maybe, I just might want to join the UPC, and I need someone to show me the ropes :friend
...you know, you can show me how to get around all the rules and stuff that are in the manual but I don't want to abide by....said Epley.... :tiphat and on that note..........
mizpeh
03-22-2007, 03:54 PM
...you know, you can show me how to get around all the rules and stuff that are in the manual but I don't want to abide by....said Epley.... :tiphat and on that note..........
Thad began typing all the evening's events in a new thread on AFF titled......:igotit
Falla39
03-22-2007, 04:30 PM
Thad began typing all the evening's events in a new thread on AFF titled......:igotit
<<<<<<<NEWS-FLASH>>>>>>>
Epley GOES UPC....WHOSE NEXT..... and immediately....:toofunny
Rhoni
03-22-2007, 06:26 PM
the independent Pastors, who are part of the forum got in line and...
slave4him
03-22-2007, 08:11 PM
started praying for Bro. Epley to be delivered. When finally the Dean said...
Elihu
03-22-2007, 08:16 PM
we have never seen such unity displayed, we are so....
Felicity
03-22-2007, 08:27 PM
we have never seen such unity displayed, we are so....tight knit and in such agreement that we make a fine .............
Falla39
03-22-2007, 08:27 PM
we have never seen such unity displayed, we are so....
thankful that we are finally coming to the unity of THE faith, if
only we....:toofunny
slave4him
03-22-2007, 09:11 PM
tight knit and in such agreement that we make a fine .............
thankful that we are finally coming to the unity of THE faith, if
only we....
Coonskinner walks in and yells hold it right there! Who is doing all this unity and close knit talk. Then he....
LadyChocolate
03-23-2007, 05:38 AM
Coonskinner walks in and yells hold it right there! Who is doing all this unity and close knit talk. Then he....
:grampa ...he began to preach . Everyone was so happy so he had to preach out of Lamentations to even things out. His title was............:grampa
Rhoni
03-23-2007, 06:26 AM
:grampa ...he began to preach . Everyone was so happy so he had to preach out of Lamentations to even things out. His title was............:grampa
"God's Faithfulness in the Midst of Suffering"...which resulting in prophesy and a word for...
jillian
03-23-2007, 05:09 PM
"God's Faithfulness in the Midst of Suffering"...which resulting in prophesy and a word for...
The group that was gathered together.......Then CS spoke up and said "Now I have this paper for you all to sign...:aaa
slave4him
03-23-2007, 07:41 PM
If you will sign here and drink this koolaid you will be...
jillian
03-23-2007, 10:08 PM
If you will sign here and drink this koolaid you will be...
forever grateful, but alas, no one likes Koolaid, :nah Its Community Coffee for us...all else is for wimps!! So with that said they all head for the door, coffee cups in hand.
slave4him
03-23-2007, 10:19 PM
They headed out the door and straight to the field to play a game of football. Captains are Felicity and....
Felicity
03-24-2007, 09:29 AM
They headed out the door and straight to the field to play a game of football. Captains are Felicity and....Felicity was quite surprised to learn she'd been made captain of a team of a game she'd never played in her life. :toofunny "Football?!!" she asked incredulously .....
Falla39
03-24-2007, 09:42 AM
Felicity was quite surprised to learn she'd been made captain of a team of a game she'd never played in her life. :toofunny "Football?!!" she asked incredulously .....
, and was further surprised to learn the other captain was Sis.CareyM,
who was just as shocked as she was to learn that....:slaphappy
Felicity
03-24-2007, 09:45 AM
, and was further surprised to learn the other captain was Sis.Carey,
who was just as shocked as she was to learn that....:slaphappySis. Falla had been named to the Cheerleading team! :D She immediately started preparing for this by .....
slave4him
03-24-2007, 09:15 PM
Sis. Falla had been named to the Cheerleading team! :D She immediately started preparing for this by .....
Having try outs to the AFF community. The first contestant was none other than...
Rhoni
03-25-2007, 07:05 AM
Having try outs to the AFF community. The first contestant was none other than...
Queen Esther...pregnant and all...but she adds...
Rhoni
03-26-2007, 05:23 PM
drama and fun, while others...
Drama Queen
03-26-2007, 05:37 PM
like Renda just wanna wear the cute little cheerleaders outfit. On the very first day of practice Renda came wearing . . .
Rhoni
03-26-2007, 05:42 PM
a jean skirt made out of stonewashed denim jeans cut and sewn with sequins down the front in the shape of...
Drama Queen
03-26-2007, 05:51 PM
goat, which Captain Falla insisted...
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