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Who do you think should be the featured speaker at the Tulsa groups first General Conference once theyare organized?
I vote for Pastor DePew of Greeley Colorado.
I think he is just the man to root out the internet users (to be known as "liberals" I am sure within their new group) and bring them to ful repentance.
He can also get the new org. off on the right foot by forcibly collecting any and all cell phones in the possession of those at the meeting under the age of 18.
In short a man who can put a capital "H" in their "holiness" movement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:bliss
rgcraig
11-24-2007, 08:23 AM
I'd put my money (if I had any) that it will be NW himself.
philjones
11-24-2007, 08:26 AM
I think it is all rampant speculation. I am not sure the organizers of the Tulsa meeting even agree on what the outcome of the meeting will be. Certainly this get together can have multiple outcomes and all of them can be positive. Who leads what doesn't even exist yet is speculative gossip at best. :D
On the short list ....
Steve Epley.
philjones
11-24-2007, 08:29 AM
On the short list ....
Steve Epley.
Now that is not speculative gossip...
that is JUST FUNNY!:santathumb
rgcraig
11-24-2007, 08:34 AM
Now that is not speculative gossip...
that is JUST FUNNY!:santathumb
That it was!!!! :ursofunny
philjones
11-24-2007, 08:35 AM
That it was!!!! :ursofunny
I am so thankful you know how to take my posts. Some would be unnecessarily offended!:santathumb:shockamoo
AmazingGrace
11-24-2007, 08:37 AM
Too funny! Thanks needed the laugh this morning!
I vote for epley too! Just to see him try and stand behind the pulpit...
Sheltiedad
11-24-2007, 08:38 AM
Don Quixote, hands down...
freeatlast
11-24-2007, 08:40 AM
Evagelist William Price....or is he back at "Camp Liberal"
AmazingGrace
11-24-2007, 08:40 AM
Don Quixote, hands down...
I know this is so wrong I shouldnt even type it but I am still tired and clicked new post and all I saw was.... Doxidan? How I got that... not sure... Do X well it was funny to me... may have the same results??? Sorry couldnt resist
Let's give him some breathing room...
Evagelist William Price....or is he back at "Camp Liberal"
I hear the theme song for the conference is "I Wanna Be a Clone".
Be a clone kiss conviction goodnight
Clonliness is next to godliness, Right
Admin
11-24-2007, 09:18 AM
I hear the theme song for the conference is "I Wanna Be a Clone".
Be a clone kiss conviction goodnight
Clonliness is next to godliness, Right
Careful.
You can express your opinion without being mean. These are good men doing what they think is right.
If a person decides they can only associate with people who think like them, they are promoting a doctrine of clonliness.
Careful.
You can express your opinion without being mean. These are good men doing what they think is right.
BoredOutOfMyMind
11-24-2007, 10:40 AM
I am so thankful you know how to take my posts. Some would be unnecessarily offended!:santathumb:shockamoo
I was
almost laughing out loud. :bubble
seguidordejesus
11-24-2007, 11:22 AM
Mickey Mouse would be a good choice.
Who do you think should be the featured speaker at the Tulsa groups first General Conference once theyare organized?
I vote for Pastor DePew of Greeley Colorado.
I think he is just the man to root out the internet users (to be known as "liberals" I am sure within their new group) and bring them to ful repentance.
He can also get the new org. off on the right foot by forcibly collecting any and all cell phones in the possession of those at the meeting under the age of 18.
In short a man who can put a capital "H" in their "holiness" movement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:bliss
Pastor Depew preached at vaugn Morton's conference this year in Fresno. it was held a few weeks ago.
Isn't Depew the one who spit on a pastor's daughter during a message because she was holding a VCR camera ???
IAintMovin
11-24-2007, 11:38 AM
Pastor Depew preached at vaugn Morton's conference this year in Fresno. it was held a few weeks ago.
Isn't Depew the one who spit on a pastor's daughter during a message because she was holding a VCR camera ???
:stirpot
The Kid
11-24-2007, 11:43 AM
Pastor Depew preached at vaugn Morton's conference this year in Fresno. it was held a few weeks ago.
Isn't Depew the one who spit on a pastor's daughter during a message because she was holding a VCR camera ???
Ahhh, the conspiracy of the expectorating ultraconservative...what was not reported was that there was a grassey- backed man the size of a knoll standing behind the pastor's daughter and someone behind him did the spitting. When Perdew sneezed, the true assasin...I mean spitter, did his evil deed and PD was blamed!!!
Brother Perdew was falsely accused!!!
Actually, Perdew is thrilled about a new ultracon organization because he is the exact opposite of the prodigal son. In his version of the parable, the Mother was a pot smoking party animal so he HAD to leave his brethern!
:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny
The Kid
11-24-2007, 11:48 AM
I hear the theme song for the conference is "I Wanna Be a Clone".
Be a clone kiss conviction goodnight
Clonliness is next to godliness, Right
MAN!, I had this exact same song come to mind when the thought of this Tulsa thing came up.
Wow, read the lyrics, I think Steve Taylor was onto something here...
I'd gone through so much other stuff
that walking down the aisle was tough
but now I know it's not enough
I want to be a clone
I repented there with all my heart
they said that was the way to start
but now you've got to play the part
I want to be a clone
Be a clone and kiss conviction goodnight
cloneliness is next to Godliness, right?
I'm grateful that they show the way
'cause I could never know the way
to serve him on my own
I want to be a clone
They told me that I'd fall away
unless I followed what they say
who needs the Bible anyway?
I want to be a clone
Their language it was new to me
but Christianese got through to me
now I can speak it fluently
I want to be a clone
Send in the clones
Ah, I kind of wanted to tell my friends and people about it, you know
What?
You're still a babe
you have to grow
give it twenty years or so
'cause if you want to be one of his
got to act like one of us
So now I see the whole design
my church is an assembly line
the parts are there
I'm feeling fine
I want to be a clone
I've learned enough to stay afloat
but not so much I rock the boat
I'm glad they shoved it down my throat
I want to be a clone
Everybody must get cloned
IAintMovin
11-24-2007, 12:00 PM
So all those who go to the meeting in Tulsa are wanting to be clones?...........hummmmm..........funny to me I have noticed that whatever group you decide that you should run with you tend to become like them.........so in actuality we are are clones.......right???...........
I mean, look at all those who leave the UPCI for reasons of "standards" - within a month or two they all look just exactly alike.........same dress........same hairstyles.......so forth and so on........
Look at those who go to certain meetings.......BOTT for example.......most of them tend to attempt to dress with certain flare..........
Those who make up certain sects of the Pentecostal Movement tend to lean the same way in the way they look and in what they preach........
It is not just us either........Renda and Thad just went to a huge conference in TN and we got pics of the hats.........clones........
I would be careful in the clone talk........because in all reality we all are clones.........now as for me I want to be HIS clone.........
freeatlast
11-24-2007, 12:07 PM
Only the Clonely
The Kid
11-24-2007, 12:09 PM
So all those who go to the meeting in Tulsa are wanting to be clones?...........hummmmm..........funny to me I have noticed that whatever group you decide that you should run with you tend to become like them.........so in actuality we are are clones.......right???...........
I mean, look at all those who leave the UPCI for reasons of "standards" - within a month or two they all look just exactly alike.........same dress........same hairstyles.......so forth and so on........
Look at those who go to certain meetings.......BOTT for example.......most of them tend to attempt to dress with certain flare..........
Those who make up certain sects of the Pentecostal Movement tend to lean the same way in the way they look and in what they preach........
It is not just us either........Renda and Thad just went to a huge conference in TN and we got pics of the hats.........clones........
I would be careful in the clone talk........because in all reality we all are clones.........now as for me I want to be HIS clone.........
Boy, I am batting .1000 here lately.
I would say with utmost certainty that the curriculum for our New Members Class is all about trying to make clones out of folks. Why must you have to explain why OPs believe like they do, then once they get out of the class they testify of divine revelation.
copy catting is the most sincere form of flattery for those longing to belong and be accepted into a group...right?
IAintMovin
11-24-2007, 12:19 PM
Boy, I am batting .1000 here lately.
I would say with utmost certainty that the curriculum for our New Members Class is all about trying to make clones out of folks. Why must you have to explain why OPs believe like they do, then once they get out of the class they testify of divine revelation.
copy catting is the most sincere form of flattery for those longing to belong and be accepted into a group...right?
Very right........now the question is ..........who are you and I a clone of.........
Ahhh, the conspiracy of the expectorating ultraconservative...what was not reported was that there was a grassey- backed man the size of a knoll standing behind the pastor's daughter and someone behind him did the spitting. When Perdew sneezed, the true assasin...I mean spitter, did his evil deed and PD was blamed!!!
Brother Perdew was falsely accused!!!
Actually, Perdew is thrilled about a new ultracon organization because he is the exact opposite of the prodigal son. In his version of the parable, the Mother was a pot smoking party animal so he HAD to leave his brethern!
:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny
Is that how he literally put it ??
Rhoni
11-24-2007, 12:27 PM
MAN!, I had this exact same song come to mind when the thought of this Tulsa thing came up.
Wow, read the lyrics, I think Steve Taylor was onto something here...
I'd gone through so much other stuff
that walking down the aisle was tough
but now I know it's not enough
I want to be a clone
I repented there with all my heart
they said that was the way to start
but now you've got to play the part
I want to be a clone
Be a clone and kiss conviction goodnight
cloneliness is next to Godliness, right?
I'm grateful that they show the way
'cause I could never know the way
to serve him on my own
I want to be a clone
They told me that I'd fall away
unless I followed what they say
who needs the Bible anyway?
I want to be a clone
Their language it was new to me
but Christianese got through to me
now I can speak it fluently
I want to be a clone
Send in the clones
Ah, I kind of wanted to tell my friends and people about it, you know
What?
You're still a babe
you have to grow
give it twenty years or so
'cause if you want to be one of his
got to act like one of us
So now I see the whole design
my church is an assembly line
the parts are there
I'm feeling fine
I want to be a clone
I've learned enough to stay afloat
but not so much I rock the boat
I'm glad they shoved it down my throat
I want to be a clone
Everybody must get cloned
:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny :ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny
The Kid
11-24-2007, 12:42 PM
Very right........now the question is ..........who are you and I a clone of.........
Well...um...I am not a clone. This may be a newsflash to you, but you don't have to be one if you don't want to be one.
I do know that for a while, they instructed me, molded me to be a clone, however I was bitten by the bug of non-conformity.
The clone no longer wanted to be a clone....so he could be cloned into another clone...
The Kid
11-24-2007, 12:43 PM
Is that how he literally put it ??
Maybe.
:D
Kansas Preacher
11-24-2007, 03:44 PM
Pastor Depew preached at vaugn Morton's conference this year in Fresno. it was held a few weeks ago.
Isn't Depew the one who spit on a pastor's daughter during a message because she was holding a VCR camera ???
Thad, to begin with, his name is Perdew. Secondly, the rumor about "spitting on a pastor's daughter" has been debunked on this very forum.
Joseph Miller
11-24-2007, 03:58 PM
Who do you think should be the featured speaker at the Tulsa groups first General Conference once theyare organized?
I vote for Pastor DePew of Greeley Colorado.
I think he is just the man to root out the internet users (to be known as "liberals" I am sure within their new group) and bring them to ful repentance.
He can also get the new org. off on the right foot by forcibly collecting any and all cell phones in the possession of those at the meeting under the age of 18.
In short a man who can put a capital "H" in their "holiness" movement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:bliss
Why can't people just stick with the word? It must break the heart of God when we waste good pulpit time on this type of stuff.
The Kid
11-24-2007, 05:21 PM
Why can't people just stick with the word? It must break the heart of God when we waste good pulpit time on this type of stuff.
Dude, some would interpret "Jesus Wept" into some left field doctrine that he couldn't be God because of an unpredictable event that made him cry...but "Jesus Wept" is "The word."
You should have said, why can't people take it line upon line precept upon precept?
I agree about wasting valuable pulpit time and I think we should include preaching to the choir in there too.
:D
dizzyde
11-24-2007, 05:28 PM
Ahhh, the conspiracy of the expectorating ultraconservative...what was not reported was that there was a grassey- backed man the size of a knoll standing behind the pastor's daughter and someone behind him did the spitting. When Perdew sneezed, the true assasin...I mean spitter, did his evil deed and PD was blamed!!!
Brother Perdew was falsely accused!!!
Actually, Perdew is thrilled about a new ultracon organization because he is the exact opposite of the prodigal son. In his version of the parable, the Mother was a pot smoking party animal so he HAD to leave his brethern!
:ursofunny:ursofunny:ursofunny
Well, I spit when I read that, maybe it was ME! :slaphappy :killinme :toofunny
I'm mentoring about a half a dozen people right now. Taught how to pray, fast. Some of them I had to teach them parenting skills. Those Biblical principles are a lot more important than a dress code.
Boy, I am batting .1000 here lately.
I would say with utmost certainty that the curriculum for our New Members Class is all about trying to make clones out of folks. Why must you have to explain why OPs believe like they do, then once they get out of the class they testify of divine revelation.
copy catting is the most sincere form of flattery for those longing to belong and be accepted into a group...right?
My recommendation for the main speaker,
even Presiding Bishop, President, Pope, or whatever title is chosen is:
Bro. Gary Reckart.
He has a way with words.
He stands uncompromisingly for HOLINESS and non conformity.
And he already has a web site which could be used to represent the whole new organization.
The song at the altar call could be Linda Ronstadt's Poor Poor Pitiful Me.
I'm appalled no one has publicy suggested the Rckrt univite himself. Rckrt is looking for a bash upci party. The organizers says this isn't a bash upci meeting. Someone should publicly disinvite Rckrt. There will be enough oxygen sucked out of the air without his presence.
My recommendation for the main speaker,
even Presiding Bishop, President, Pope, or whatever title is chosen is:
Bro. Gary Reckart.
He has a way with words.
He stands uncompromisingly for HOLINESS and non conformity.
And he already has a web site which could be used to represent the whole new organization.
Steadfast
11-24-2007, 07:57 PM
Thad, to begin with, his name is Perdew. Secondly, the rumor about "spitting on a pastor's daughter" has been debunked on this very forum.
Debated, perhaps.
meBNme
11-24-2007, 08:08 PM
Thad, to begin with, his name is Perdew. Secondly, the rumor about "spitting on a pastor's daughter" has been debunked on this very forum.
Silly rabbit, facts don't matter here!
Besides, the rumors and maliciose "what if's" are FAR more dramatic than facts. And drama is all that matters right?
meBNme
11-24-2007, 08:12 PM
I'm mentoring about a half a dozen people right now. Taught how to pray, fast. Some of them I had to teach them parenting skills. Those Biblical principles are a lot more important than a dress code.
Yes, but some make the mistake of thinking that because some principles are more important than standards, that standards aren't important.
Thad, to begin with, his name is Perdew. Secondly, the rumor about "spitting on a pastor's daughter" has been debunked on this very forum.
KP,
The name thing is my fault. Apparently I was brain dead when I wrote my first post in this thread and remembered his name as "DePew" rather than "Perdew". I did not intentionally mangle his name.
As far as the spitting incident goes to the best of my recollection it was never "debunked" on the forum. There were just conflicting stories of what happened. Some that conflicted were by folks who were actually all there and other posts about it were second hand accounts. Some proclaimed DP's innocence and said he "accidently" happened to spit on the woman while he was berating the host church for videotaping the service while others there felt it was intentional.
Hoovie
11-24-2007, 08:20 PM
Pastor Depew preached at vaugn Morton's conference this year in Fresno. it was held a few weeks ago.
Isn't Depew the one who spit on a pastor's daughter during a message because she was holding a VCR camera ???
Well folks - it's time for bath. Are'nt ya glad you use Dial? Spitting can now have charges leveled against one. There are alot of communicable diseases out there...
Steve Epley
11-24-2007, 08:21 PM
I told them I couldn't do it for them maybe next time?:bliss:bliss
Subjective standards are not important. Principles are always important.
Yes, but some make the mistake of thinking that because some principles are more important than standards, that standards aren't important.
Steadfast
11-24-2007, 08:38 PM
Can we PLEASE not go back to the whole Perdew thing again? That was a LONG time ago and doubtless many spiritual alterations to all along the way.
Kansas Preacher
11-24-2007, 09:45 PM
KP,
The name thing is my fault. Apparently I was brain dead when I wrote my first post in this thread and remembered his name as "DePew" rather than "Perdew". I did not intentionally mangle his name.
As far as the spitting incident goes to the best of my recollection it was never "debunked" on the forum. There were just conflicting stories of what happened. Some that conflicted were by folks who were actually all there and other posts about it were second hand accounts. Some proclaimed DP's innocence and said he "accidently" happened to spit on the woman while he was berating the host church for videotaping the service while others there felt it was intentional.
Can we PLEASE not go back to the whole Perdew thing again? That was a LONG time ago and doubtless many spiritual alterations to all along the way.
I spent some time trying to find the post where it was, in my opinion, "debunked." Nevertheless, at this point, I will defer to Steadfast's request and let it drop -- dependent upon everyone else's willingness to do the same.
Monkeyman
11-24-2007, 09:53 PM
*******************Well, I don't know about a speaker but I have found the SONGLEADER******************
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/20/wpope120.xml
Dan'D
01-31-2008, 05:11 PM
So all those who go to the meeting in Tulsa are wanting to be clones?...........hummmmm..........funny to me I have noticed that whatever group you decide that you should run with you tend to become like them.........so in actuality we are are clones.......right???...........
I mean, look at all those who leave the UPCI for reasons of "standards" - within a month or two they all look just exactly alike.........same dress........same hairstyles.......so forth and so on........
Look at those who go to certain meetings.......BOTT for example.......most of them tend to attempt to dress with certain flare..........
Those who make up certain sects of the Pentecostal Movement tend to lean the same way in the way they look and in what they preach........
It is not just us either........Renda and Thad just went to a huge conference in TN and we got pics of the hats.........clones........
I would be careful in the clone talk........because in all reality we all are clones.........now as for me I want to be HIS clone.........
That by itself is a good reason to be in the World Wide Pentecostal Fellowship. I’d rather be a clone with good standard of holiness.
:TulsaROCKS::TulsaROCKS:
Dan’D
OP_Carl
01-31-2008, 05:24 PM
Who do you think should be the featured speaker at the Tulsa groups first General Conference once theyare organized?
Barney, the big purple dinosaur.
I love you, you love me, we're a happy fam-A-LEEEEEEEE!
RevBuddy
01-31-2008, 07:04 PM
My recommendation for the main speaker,
even Presiding Bishop, President, Pope, or whatever title is chosen is:
Bro. Gary Reckart.
He has a way with words.
He stands uncompromisingly for HOLINESS and non conformity.
And he already has a web site which could be used to represent the whole new organization.
Sam, this will never happen...you said it yourself..."he's got a WEBSITE!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???!?!??!?!?!?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the SHAME OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :girlytantrum
RevBuddy
01-31-2008, 07:07 PM
YEP...nothing like a good set of STANDARDS....to win the lost, encourage the hurting, and minister to the hopeless...
NOT!!!!!
Apprehended
01-31-2008, 08:48 PM
YEP...nothing like a good set of STANDARDS....to win the lost, encourage the hurting, and minister to the hopeless...
NOT!!!!!
I'm sure John Maxwell would be a great addition to whatever major conferences that they might have. They might ought to have him the first night. Then, kick off their conference the next night.
What do you think?
Joseph Miller
01-31-2008, 09:58 PM
I'm sure John Maxwell would be a great addition to whatever major conferences that they might have. They might ought to have him the first night. Then, kick off their conference the next night.
What do you think?
That might not be a bad idea if he is teaching a seminar. I wouldn't have him preach since he is not apostolic.
AGAPE
02-01-2008, 12:40 PM
same Maxwell that taught a growth conference to a Methodist or Mormon or x group in Kansas that folded and sold the campgrounds to the UPC???
IBCrazier2
02-01-2008, 01:12 PM
Ok my few cents worth
The first GC speaker ......... Carlton Pearson :TulsaROCKS:
After all they moved to tulsa ... maybe they should hear how people outside their group can be saved :stirpot
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