Do we have anyone who can translate this?

:sshhh

Our Ferd was heard
and Pianoman ran.
Carp played the harp
while Revrandy ate candy.
BOOOM went zooom.:didimiss
and Margie is bhattacharjy.

All of this and still no bliss
cause our Thad is still mad!

:sing :sing :sing

How can it be when posters such as we
open our hearts and get down on our knee
Begging Thad to not be mad
but instead to be glad
So that others such as us
will have other things to discuss

:spit :toofunny :toofunny :toofunny

Didn't know you had it in ya:heeheehee

people Get A Life Goodness ! ! ! ! !

what Is The Point Of All This Noise ????

Noise! Noise!
What to do with this? :dunno

Thad is still mad
Must not be bliss! :drseuss

Ssshh, don't be so loud! You'll wake the baby.....:sshhh :sshhh :sshhh

There once was a man from the valley
His aff friend is Socali
A "Brotha" is he
Still white as can be
What hath made this minstrel so angry?

Thaddy, Thaddy, he's our man,
If he won't do it, nobody can!

:cheer :cheer

:bumpsign

:killinme :killinme :killinme

You don't have to shout.....I told you already, the baby's sleeping! :sshhh :sshhh :sshhh

Thad is mad and says, "Get Over It!"
Thad doesn't like this thread-no not one bit
Though he doesn't like it, he has to admit
When Thad is mad, we all benefit! :)

:killinme :killinme

What is IT?
why have a fit?
as I now here sit
in my sourful pit
I don't remember one whit
what Thad means when he says it!


:D

He likes to tussle
and flex his muscle
although we do not fight
against physicial might
Thad likes to stir the pot
and many times for naught
We know two sides to the penny
and we know that Thad is really skinny.

:D