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rgcraig 12-29-2008 09:28 PM
Re: My gift to all my AFF friends
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Margies3 (Post 669129)
At MY house telling someone to shut up is against the rules.

One day the neighbor lady yelled it from her balcony at someone. One of my daycare kids, age 3, hollered back at her and told her she wasn't allowed to use words like that, so stop it cuz it wasn't nice. I was inside laughing so hard my sides hurt!
Lol = I was going to say that earlier - - my kids called it using the "s" word.

OneAccord 12-29-2008 09:30 PM
Re: My gift to all my AFF friends
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Margies3 (Post 669129)
At MY house telling someone to shut up is against the rules.

One day the neighbor lady yelled it from her balcony at someone. One of my daycare kids, age 3, hollered back at her and told her she wasn't allowed to use words like that, so stop it cuz it wasn't nice. I was inside laughing so hard my sides hurt!
You tell 'em Margie. I told my grandson to "Shut up" one time and he went and told my wife on me. He said, "Pappaw said an ugly word". Needless to say, I didn't tell him to shut up anymore...well, not so he could hear, anyway.

Pressing-On 12-29-2008 09:37 PM
Re: My gift to all my AFF friends
 
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Originally Posted by OneAccord (Post 669142)
You tell 'em Margie. I told my grandson to "Shut up" one time and he went and told my wife on me. He said, "Pappaw said an ugly word". Needless to say, I didn't tell him to shut up anymore...well, not so he could hear, anyway.
:toofunny :toofunny

Pappaw is a bad boy!!!!

:toofunny

One time I washed my son's mouth out with soap for saying something. I can't remember what it was. He started to throw up. Later when my kids heard their father's truck in the driveway they both raced out the door, "Daddy!!! Do you know what Mama did!!!!!!"

I barely put soap on his tongue! :christmoose

Margies3 12-29-2008 09:46 PM
Re: My gift to all my AFF friends
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 669150)
:toofunny :toofunny

Pappaw is a bad boy!!!!

:toofunny

One time I washed my son's mouth out with soap for saying something. I can't remember what it was. He started to throw up. Later when my kids heard their father's truck in the driveway they both raced out the door, "Daddy!!! Do you know what Mama did!!!!!!"

I barely put soap on his tongue! :christmoose
LOL! My mom is a real stickler for teaching the kids not to use foul language. One day when my brother was in his early 20's, he and a bunch of friends were out in the garage working on a car. One of the guys was a new kid to the group. He kept using the "F" word. A BIG "NO" at my mom's house!

She was standing in her bedroom listening to them thru her window and she heard one of the other boys - not my brother - say to this new kid, "You need to stop using words like that or Mrs. W. will come out here and wash your mouth out with soap". The kid made a comment that she wouldn't dare and every boy out there jumped back at him, saying things like, "Go ahead and try it! I dare you! Cuz she WILL be out here!"

It was toooooooooooo funny!

HeavenlyOne 12-29-2008 09:59 PM
Re: My gift to all my AFF friends
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Margies3 (Post 669129)
At MY house telling someone to shut up is against the rules.

One day the neighbor lady yelled it from her balcony at someone. One of my daycare kids, age 3, hollered back at her and told her she wasn't allowed to use words like that, so stop it cuz it wasn't nice. I was inside laughing so hard my sides hurt!
I was never one for saying 'shut up' to my kids, but there have been times I've done it. It's almost like I cussed from the way they react, but they do shut up! LOL!

Michael Phelps 12-30-2008 06:21 AM
Re: My gift to all my AFF friends
 
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Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 668890)
There are some worms they stay away from. Micheal would be one of those. Bird stay away from Monarch Butterfly worms.

:toofunny

The monarch starts life as an egg laid by the adult female on a leaf of the common milkweed plant, Asclepias syriaca. It is about the size of the head of a pin. When the egg hatches 3 to 12 days later, the tiny yellow-, white-, and black-striped worm-like larva, or caterpillar, has eight pairs of stubby legs for crawling about, and mouth parts designed for chewing leaves, which it does, voraciously. But only the leaves of the milkweed; no other plant will do. Now the milkweed has a white, sticky sap that is highly toxic to other animals, but does not affect the caterpillar at all, except to make his body, in turn, highly toxic to predators like birds that might like to eat the caterpillar for breakfast. And the birds, being no bird-brains, know to leave him alone.
In spite of the fact that you called me a worm, I wish God's richest blessings on you today!:santathumb

I will live by the words of the old precious hymn, "......for such a worm as I, at the cross, at the cross, where I first saw the light......"
:christmasjig

Michael Phelps 12-30-2008 06:23 AM
Re: My gift to all my AFF friends
 
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Originally Posted by OneAccord (Post 668961)
Its all PressingOn's fault.
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The voice of reason!

Falla39 12-30-2008 08:04 AM
Re: My gift to all my AFF friends
 
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Originally Posted by Michael Phelps (Post 668805)
I'm climbing up on the rough side of the mountain!
I will be the soul of discretion, and I will be the encourager of many!

Like Nehemiah, as my enemies attack me, I'll have a sword in one hand and a trowel in the other - just buildin' my wall!:christmasjig
Brother MP,

That rough side's easy! It's the smooth side that'll get ya!:nod

No place to get a grip! No place for your feet to rest! LOL!

Falla39

Pressing-On 12-30-2008 08:07 AM
Re: My gift to all my AFF friends
 
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Originally Posted by Falla39 (Post 669286)
Brother MP,

That rough side's easy! It's the smooth side that'll get ya!:nod

No place to get a grip! No place for your feet to rest! LOL!

Falla39
:toofunny :santathumb

You are my new best friend, Sister Falla!!!!!! :highfive :friend

NOW THAT WILL PREACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:shockamoo

mizpeh 12-30-2008 08:14 AM
Re: My gift to all my AFF friends
 
Did Sis Falla just tell MP to "Get a Grip?" :christmoose

What's he thinking messing with PO, anyways?


Doesn't he know she's the Queen of Smack!!! :girlfriend


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