Originally Posted by Michael Phelps (Post 670142)

Thank you, Madam Prosecutor, greetings Your Honor and esteemed jury.

If it pleaseth the court, allow me to address each of the prosecutor's allegations individually.

1.) I'm using scripture to "harm a soul"!

First, I have yet to see anywhere in the scriptures where it is indicated that any scripture can HARM a soul.

2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

What my worthy opponent has mistakenly categorized as "harm to the soul" is merely the convicting power of the Holy Ghost speaking thru the anointed word of scripture, pointing out the carnal flaws that God so richly desires to remove from her! Rather than submit herself to the mighty hand of God and repent from her evil ways, she's choosing to ignore the "instruction" of the Word!

I'm reminded of the man who looked in the mirror and didn't like what he saw, so he broke the mirror!

I submit to the court that our own dear Sister PO is in need of a Holy Ghost repentance session at the altar of God!

2.) She alleges that I am an Ultra-Con!

If loving those who despitefully use you, repaying evil with kindness and praying for those who have been overtaken by the root of bitterness makes me an Ultra-Con, then so be it! I wear the label with pride!

3.) She has asserted that the light I see is the light of my new golf clubs!
Well, this is true……..

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I humbly ask that you throw out all the charges against me, gather around Sister PO, pray her back thru to the Holy Ghost and fire, and then we’ll adjourn to the fellowship hall for a good, old fashioned potluck!

Thank you, Your Honor!

Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 670146)

Michael, I'll pm Margie's address for the hush money check!

Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 670153)

Your Honor, I thank you for the short recess as we go to prepare for the upcoming festivities being it's New Year's Eve.

:newyear

Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 670153)

Your Honor, I thank you for the short recess as we go to prepare for the upcoming festivities being it's New Year's Eve.

:newyear

Originally Posted by Michael Phelps (Post 670154)

Why, thank you for your civility, Madame Prosecutor - allow me to buy you a Starbucks in the foyer and we can toast the approaching New Year!:santathumb

Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 670153)

Your Honor, I thank you for the short recess as we go to prepare for the upcoming festivities being it's New Year's Eve.

:newyear

Originally Posted by scotty (Post 670155)

SEE !!!!!!!!

The devil has infultrated our churches !!!!! We were headed to the alter to pray through a backslidder and instead we are having coffee in the foyer ?!?!?!?!?!

Oh the shame..

Originally Posted by Michael Phelps (Post 670154)

Why, thank you for your civility, Madame Prosecutor - allow me to buy you a Starbucks in the foyer and we can toast the approaching New Year!:santathumb

Originally Posted by scotty (Post 670155)

SEE !!!!!!!!

The devil has infultrated our churches !!!!! We were headed to the alter to pray through a backslidder and instead we are having coffee in the foyer ?!?!?!?!?!

Oh the shame..