Originally Posted by Sam (Post 802581)

I think you are just a bitter racist just clinging to your guns and your religion.

Originally Posted by notofworks (Post 802576)

There are two guaranteed ways for the roof to completely blow off a building:

1) When TD Jakes says, "Get Ready", and
2) When Anthony Mangun says "Let's make the devil mad."


I tried the "Get Ready" thing a couple of times and people just sat there and looked at me.

Originally Posted by *AQuietPlace* (Post 802567)

AHA! See, now we're getting to the seeds of the matter! Claussen is the ONLY name whereby pickles must be bottled!!

Originally Posted by mizpeh (Post 802585)

And there is no other name under heaven given among cucumbers whereby a cucumber MUST be saved!

Originally Posted by *AQuietPlace* (Post 802587)

Originally Posted by mizpeh (Post 802589)

Can we with all confidence say that cucumbers take on the saving name when they are brined?

Originally Posted by *AQuietPlace* (Post 802600)

Not until the Claussen label is placed upon the jar.

Originally Posted by Digging4Truth (Post 802584)

Maybe you should stick with "Let's all go down clapping". :)

Originally Posted by Digging4Truth (Post 802321)

If you want the big Amen's then you need to work to become one of the people that it is popular to be behind.