Do we have anyone who can translate this?

:sshhh

Our Ferd was heard
and Pianoman ran.
Carp played the harp
while Revrandy ate candy.
BOOOM went zooom.:didimiss
and Margie is bhattacharjy.

All of this and still no bliss
cause our Thad is still mad!

:sing :sing :sing

How can it be when posters such as we
open our hearts and get down on our knee
Begging Thad to not be mad
but instead to be glad
So that others such as us
will have other things to discuss

:spit :toofunny :toofunny :toofunny

Didn't know you had it in ya:heeheehee

people Get A Life Goodness ! ! ! ! !

what Is The Point Of All This Noise ????

Noise! Noise!
What to do with this? :dunno

Thad is still mad
Must not be bliss! :drseuss

Ssshh, don't be so loud! You'll wake the baby.....:sshhh :sshhh :sshhh

There once was a man from the valley
His aff friend is Socali
A "Brotha" is he
Still white as can be
What hath made this minstrel so angry?

Thaddy, Thaddy, he's our man,
If he won't do it, nobody can!

:cheer :cheer