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Sherri 03-03-2010 06:05 PM

Re: Armor Bearer vs Flunky
 
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Originally Posted by Sister Alvear (Post 882540)
Girl you carry that briefcase and all those concordance books for Eddie or you will be in serious trouble with the mission board....Don't forget to carry at least 3 or 4 different Bibles so he can compare his scriptures while giving the Bible studies...How do you think those poor people will ever be saved if you don't help Eddie get his books and things to the church each service...:thumbsup

He's a big boy; he can carry his own things! LOL! Have you forgotten that I am laden down with jewelry and heavy makeup?????

rgcraig 03-03-2010 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Sherri (Post 882893)
He's a big boy; he can carry his own things! LOL! Have you forgotten that I am laden down with jewelry and heavy makeup?????

LOL! Sherri can I carry your Bible for you Sunday and wipe your brow should you glisten?

Sherri 03-03-2010 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 882959)
LOL! Sherri can I carry your Bible for you Sunday and wipe your brow should you glisten?

Sometimes I do glisten; I may have to take you up on that offer. Sometimes I need a kleenex to blow my nose and then someone to carry that kleenex to the trash. Are you still in??? Just how submitted are you?

rgcraig 03-03-2010 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Sherri (Post 883018)
Sometimes I do glisten; I may have to take you up on that offer. Sometimes I need a kleenex to blow my nose and then someone to carry that kleenex to the trash. Are you still in??? Just how submitted are you?

I've got your back (and your nose)!

RandyWayne 03-03-2010 09:42 PM

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So what sort of flunky are you?

"Yes Boss!"
http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/g...mcgee-ncis.png

Or......

"Ya boss!"
http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsK/9669-15942.gif

Or.......

Hop Sing
http://pushpull.files.wordpress.com/.../hop-sing1.jpg

Or.......

"Yes Master Wayne...."
http://adamwest.tripod.com/alfred.jpg

Or.......

Mr French
http://www.bearotic.com/img/2008/05/french003.jpg

pelathais 03-03-2010 10:19 PM

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Apparently many of our ministers are clueless when it comes to training young ministers.


On another forum, which shall remain nameless, a general consensus was to take them, and teach them humility, wash the pastor’s car, mow his lawn, be at his beck and call.

...
That really makes me uncomfortable; especially when I see these same guys joking around about "following the evangelist back to his hotel room..." and "hugging" one another "below the waist."

There really seems to be an unconscious desire to unnaturally dominate the lives and even the person of others.

Disturbing.

Withdrawn 03-04-2010 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by pelathais (Post 883038)
That really makes me uncomfortable; especially when I see these same guys joking around about "following the evangelist back to his hotel room..." and "hugging" one another "below the waist."

:crazy

dizzyde 03-04-2010 12:19 PM

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I've heard of/seen this and it makes me VERY uncomfortable. I think someone even posted on here about one of these pastors that has "body guards" to surround him and keep people away from him when he leaves the platform???? Good grief!

I was raised with a dad who, while being the pastor, if he arrived at the church before everyone else (read; always) and the sidewalk needed to be swept, would sweep it. And he would do that to this day.

notofworks 03-04-2010 12:31 PM

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I just read through most of the thread and I'm amazed by the overwhelming opinion that's been written. I didn't expect that. I'm surprised and impressed.

But here's the problem...I've been around this concept a few times and I can say that, without exception, the pastors who have either liked this idea or who implemented it, would have had NO CLUE, whatsoever, that people would ever feel this way. Without exception, they would expect a reaction from someone such as "Wow, I'm so lucky to be an armor bearer.

I think, in general, there's frequently a gulfing disconnect between those that are deeply imbedded into the "Hierarchy of ministry" and the "Real world."

jfrog 03-04-2010 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by notofworks (Post 883302)
I just read through most of the thread and I'm amazed by the overwhelming opinion that's been written. I didn't expect that. I'm surprised and impressed.

But here's the problem...I've been around this concept a few times and I can say that, without exception, the pastors who have either liked this idea or who implemented it, would have had NO CLUE, whatsoever, that people would ever feel this way. Without exception, they would expect a reaction from someone such as "Wow, I'm so lucky to be an armor bearer.

I think, in general, there's frequently a gulfing disconnect between those that are deeply imbedded into the "Hierarchy of ministry" and the "Real world."

What ever would make you think that JKJK :) I totally agree!


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