Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 669675)

Is this like lying? :christmoose

Originally Posted by Michael Phelps (Post 669661)

Rejoice not against me, O my enemy, for when I fall I shall arise!!!!!!!!!!!:gotcha

Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 669947)

I'm sorry, I can't speak without my lawyer present. :santathumb

Besides, would my nose grow if I answered that? :christmoose

Originally Posted by OneAccord (Post 669956)

It can't possibly grow any more!

Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 669961)

All right you, you, :thwak :smack

I expected that from Cindy or Renda, but not from you OA!!!!

:tissue :tissue

Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 669971)

Me? I've never seen your nose.

Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 669950)

Hmmmmm, isn't that an ultra-con ploy by using scripture in that way? The little dig and get ya? You haven't walked too far away from where you started. Better try again or your Resolution is going to go bust! A little sisterly advice there, Mr. Phelps. :D I'm just trying to be a blessing. :santathumb :christmoose

Originally Posted by Michael Phelps (Post 670088)

Uh oh, sounds like someone has a guilty conscience! I wasn't calling you my enemy, Sister PO, I was only quoting a passage of scripture that the Lord brought to my mind whilst I was meditating!

I'll pray that God will give you peace of mind.........:penguin

Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 670106)

Whilst?

Are you now wearing brown hooded robes?

Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 670106)

Whilst?

Are you now wearing brown hooded robes?

Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 669961)

All right you, you, :thwak :smack

I expected that from Cindy or Renda, but not from you OA!!!!

:tissue :tissue

Originally Posted by Michael Phelps (Post 669661)

Rejoice not against me, O my enemy, for when I fall I shall arise!!!!!!!!!!!:gotcha

Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 669950)

Hmmmmm, isn't that an ultra-con ploy by using scripture in that way? The little dig and get ya? You haven't walked too far away from where you started. Better try again or your Resolution is going to go bust! A little sisterly advice there, Mr. Phelps. :D I'm just trying to be a blessing. :santathumb :christmoose

Originally Posted by Michael Phelps (Post 670088)

Uh oh, sounds like someone has a guilty conscience! I wasn't calling you my enemy, Sister PO, I was only quoting a passage of scripture that the Lord brought to my mind whilst I was meditating!

I'll pray that God will give you peace of mind.........:penguin

Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 670106)

Originally Posted by Michael Phelps (Post 670108)

I've found that the more holy people become, the more they start speaking King James.

That's why the interpretation of tongues always has "thou" and "thus sayeth" in it.

Originally Posted by Michael Phelps (Post 669275)

In spite of the fact that you called me a worm, I wish God's richest blessings on you today!:santathumb

I will live by the words of the old precious hymn, "......for such a worm as I, at the cross, at the cross, where I first saw the light......"
:christmasjig

Originally Posted by Cindy (Post 670126)

:whome

Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 670129)

uh, PO - - you been watching Perry Mason again?

Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 670127)

HEAR YE, HEAR YE!!! THE COURT IS IN SESSION.

IF IT PLEASE THE COURT. THE EVIDENCE IS AS FOLLOWS:








:hmmm





Men and women of the jury. The evidence above proves that Brother Phelps is a fraud. He tries to present himself as a changed man of balance to all men, honest, full of integrity - BUT - as you see by the exchange above, he is a wolf in sheep's clothing. As he could think of no other way to put Sister PO in her place, he resorted to the tactics of someone using the scripture to harm a soul!!!!!

Are we not admonished in I Peter 2:16 "As free, and not using your liberty for a cloke of maliciousness, but as the servants of God"?!!

This Brother Phelps, we have sitting before us, has shown his lack of integrity in following the scripture. He can't be a true servant of God. "Whilst"? and "the more holy people become, the more they start to speak King James"?

What more evidence do we need? I adjure you, men and women of the jury, judge with righteous judgment. Judge him by the scripture. He has failed to present himself as nothing other than - an Ultra-Ultra CON!!!!!




What light did he see, men and women of the jury? I say it was the light shining off of his golf clubs. It could be no other!!!!

I rest my case! The man is a fraud. He has a Resolution that goes into effect at midnight - this very night!!!! I say he has failed as the time approaches us.

I ask that he be put into solitary confinement to reflect upon his own heart. To meditate upon the path he is walking. For his sake and the sake of his future, men and women of the jury, I adjure you once again, PUT HIM IN CONFINEMENT!

Originally Posted by Cindy (Post 670131)

:girlpopcorn

Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 670127)

HEAR YE, HEAR YE!!! THE COURT IS IN SESSION.

IF IT PLEASE THE COURT. THE EVIDENCE IS AS FOLLOWS:








:hmmm





Men and women of the jury. The evidence above proves that Brother Phelps is a fraud. He tries to present himself as a changed man of balance to all men, honest, full of integrity - BUT - as you see by the exchange above, he is a wolf in sheep's clothing. As he could think of no other way to put Sister PO in her place, he resorted to the tactics of someone using the scripture to harm a soul!!!!!

Are we not admonished in I Peter 2:16 "As free, and not using your liberty for a cloke of maliciousness, but as the servants of God"?!!

This Brother Phelps, we have sitting before us, has shown his lack of integrity in following the scripture. He can't be a true servant of God. "Whilst"? and "the more holy people become, the more they start to speak King James"?

What more evidence do we need? I adjure you, men and women of the jury, judge with righteous judgment. Judge him by the scripture. He has failed to present himself as nothing other than - an Ultra-Ultra CON!!!!!




What light did he see, men and women of the jury? I say it was the light shining off of his golf clubs. It could be no other!!!!

I rest my case! The man is a fraud. He has a Resolution that goes into effect at midnight - this very night!!!! I say he has failed as the time approaches us.

I ask that he be put into solitary confinement to reflect upon his own heart. To meditate upon the path he is walking. For his sake and the sake of his future, men and women of the jury, I adjure you once again, PUT HIM IN CONFINEMENT!

Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 670127)

HEAR YE, HEAR YE!!! THE COURT IS IN SESSION.

IF IT PLEASE THE COURT. THE EVIDENCE IS AS FOLLOWS:


What more evidence do we need? I adjure you, men and women of the jury, judge with righteous judgment. Judge him by the scripture. He has failed to present himself as nothing other than - an Ultra-Ultra CON!!!!!




What light did he see, men and women of the jury? I say it was the light shining off of his golf clubs. It could be no other!!!!

I rest my case! The man is a fraud. He has a Resolution that goes into effect at midnight - this very night!!!! I say he has failed as the time approaches us.

I ask that he be put into solitary confinement to reflect upon his own heart. To meditate upon the path he is walking. For his sake and the sake of his future, men and women of the jury, I adjure you once again, PUT HIM IN CONFINEMENT!

Originally Posted by Michael Phelps (Post 670142)

Thank you, Madam Prosecutor, greetings Your Honor and esteemed jury.

If it pleaseth the court, allow me to address each of the prosecutor's allegations individually.

1.) I'm using scripture to "harm a soul"!

First, I have yet to see anywhere in the scriptures where it is indicated that any scripture can HARM a soul.

2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

What my worthy opponent has mistakenly categorized as "harm to the soul" is merely the convicting power of the Holy Ghost speaking thru the anointed word of scripture, pointing out the carnal flaws that God so richly desires to remove from her! Rather than submit herself to the mighty hand of God and repent from her evil ways, she's choosing to ignore the "instruction" of the Word!

I'm reminded of the man who looked in the mirror and didn't like what he saw, so he broke the mirror!

I submit to the court that our own dear Sister PO is in need of a Holy Ghost repentance session at the altar of God!

2.) She alleges that I am an Ultra-Con!

If loving those who despitefully use you, repaying evil with kindness and praying for those who have been overtaken by the root of bitterness makes me an Ultra-Con, then so be it! I wear the label with pride!

3.) She has asserted that the light I see is the light of my new golf clubs!
Well, this is true……..

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I humbly ask that you throw out all the charges against me, gather around Sister PO, pray her back thru to the Holy Ghost and fire, and then we’ll adjourn to the fellowship hall for a good, old fashioned potluck!

Thank you, Your Honor!

Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 670146)

Michael, I'll pm Margie's address for the hush money check!

Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 670153)

Your Honor, I thank you for the short recess as we go to prepare for the upcoming festivities being it's New Year's Eve.

:newyear

Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 670153)

Your Honor, I thank you for the short recess as we go to prepare for the upcoming festivities being it's New Year's Eve.

:newyear

Originally Posted by Michael Phelps (Post 670154)

Why, thank you for your civility, Madame Prosecutor - allow me to buy you a Starbucks in the foyer and we can toast the approaching New Year!:santathumb

Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 670153)

Your Honor, I thank you for the short recess as we go to prepare for the upcoming festivities being it's New Year's Eve.

:newyear

Originally Posted by scotty (Post 670155)

SEE !!!!!!!!

The devil has infultrated our churches !!!!! We were headed to the alter to pray through a backslidder and instead we are having coffee in the foyer ?!?!?!?!?!

Oh the shame..

Originally Posted by Michael Phelps (Post 670154)

Why, thank you for your civility, Madame Prosecutor - allow me to buy you a Starbucks in the foyer and we can toast the approaching New Year!:santathumb

Originally Posted by scotty (Post 670155)

SEE !!!!!!!!

The devil has infultrated our churches !!!!! We were headed to the alter to pray through a backslidder and instead we are having coffee in the foyer ?!?!?!?!?!

Oh the shame..

Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 670159)

Oh Scotty, darlin' you've got to let the coffee bar thing go - - get with the program!!!

Originally Posted by scotty (Post 670149)

Originally Posted by scotty (Post 670155)

SEE !!!!!!!!

The devil has infultrated our churches !!!!! We were headed to the alter to pray through a backslidder and instead we are having coffee in the foyer ?!?!?!?!?!

Oh the shame..

Originally Posted by Michael Phelps (Post 670151)

It's ok, anything Margie says will be true!

I can only chalk it up to the foolishness of youth!

Unfortunately, the things I do NOW can't be attributed to that, it must be my senility!

Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 670161)

Thank you kind sir. I regret that I am not impressed with Starbucks and will decline your offer. I prefer a good robust Colombian coffee, honey and cream. I don't need anything fancy and would prefer a normal cup of coffee. :santathumb

Please don't get too friendly. I am up to my elbows in coconut and chocolate. When I am done - the court will be back in session. I am lethal and have a case against you! :santathumb

Originally Posted by Michael Phelps (Post 670166)

Ah, well I receive your declination with the good grace in which it was extended, and will remember your coffee preferences in our future forays.

I highly respect your lethality, and have also been properly preparing my defense in anticipation of your deadly strike.

Enjoy your coconut and chocolate delicacies, eat them in good health, as I anxiously await our return to the battlefield!

Originally Posted by scotty (Post 670167)

PO, you know this is a quip to the hope of you getting fat


:stirpot

Originally Posted by scotty (Post 670167)

PO, you know this is a quip to the hope of you getting fat


:stirpot

Originally Posted by Michael Phelps (Post 670170)

Oh, no sir, it's a genuine wish that she enjoys good health and enjoys the lovely treats she is so painstakingly preparing.

Originally Posted by scotty (Post 670174)

ADMIN REQUEST: In light of recent events and in order to better communicate ones true feelings in the future of our forum I would like to formally request the creation of a "Suck up" smiley.

Thank you .

Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 670189)

:christmaskiss does this not qualify?