Ogatt is my Favorite poster
 

I have enjoyed his many posts! Even though he is too conservative for me, I think he would be great to hear preach...once!
I couldn't have him speak at our church though, he probably would be offended by our video screens and guitars!!!!!!

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He is very funny!! I think he is a liberal posting as a conservative:tvhappy

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I think that if you offer $1000. or more per sermon he might suddenly become blind!

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Here is my list of favorite posters on AFF:
1. MrsMonkeyman
2. Ogatt
3. The rest of y'alls

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The Ole goat is very funny.

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Maybe he'd accept $500 and a possum supper?

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I wonder if he knows Emma. :)

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I have enjoyed his insightful posts too!

Lucky for him to be a new poster and so well-loved!

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Could be.

:TulsaROCKS: :TulsaNO:

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I bet they are close friends! Speaking of I have been missing her!

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I gather you two have met? :toofunny:toofunny

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No I don't know Ogatt.

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I have been missing her as well!

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I almost peed my pants when I read his "Bringing home a goat story"!!!!!!

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I hear tell Ogatt is 3ft tall...can anyone confirm this? :toofunny

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thanks kindly for your kind words. i may be having to go off line. my 486 is chokin and im havin to unplug and plug it in every few minutes.
a feller in my church offered to give me one of those apple computers since i wont let my saints have computers but i told him that ever since eve tricked adam into eatin an apple they aint been nothing but trouble and i wont let one in the house.

especially when i saw that bite taken out of it. its all the same now exceptin is ipods, iphones but still the same ole devils apple.

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You need to wear depends.

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I was about to go to bed when that one came. I had to get settled down before I could go ahead and go.

:toofunny

:TulsaROCKS: :TulsaNO:

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*note to self--don't tell Ogatt that is the brand of 'puters I use*

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I think I need to go to the bathroom.

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I missed that..which thread?

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Aww, I forget now!!!! Just search his posts. he brought a goat home to the Mrs.

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Speaking of bathrooms,I went to a vfw club once and asked where the restrooms and they had signs on them that said pointers and setters.

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LOL, that sounds like an Ogattian quote! You must know him, he he!

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I don't know Ogatt ,but we could be branch kin.

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Here is his goat story....


my saints always bring me tithes on everything. chickens, produce and everything thaey have.

one of my saints led up a goat to the house. i have a small house so i didnt know where to put it.
so i told sister ogatt we sould put it in the bedroom.

she said "what about the smell" i told her ":i got used to it i guess the goat can"

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i invited a feller to church today.
he said preacher there are too many hypcrites in church
i told him there is always room for one more

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Hey Scott, did you 'figger out which was which? lolol:toofunny:toofunny

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here is another Ogattian:

sundays healing service will be puttoff till i get better

This guy kills me!!!!

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See I was in that place playing music with a fiddle player,oh I figured out which bathroom to go to,by what type of dog was pictured under the sign.

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Yep the weedeater almost got him.

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No wonder none of his saints have TV, they are already entertained by him! I gotta get to bed...keep em coming Ogatt, you're a nut! I mean great man of God!!!!

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:toofunny:toofunny:toofunny:toofunny:toofunny

I was going to log off, but I see Ogatt is back.

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Oh yes that VFW club was in MS.

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i preach again doctors but i almost had to go the other day.

i went and bought a mule from one of my saints he said preacher i got this mule trained using religious commands.

to get him to go you holler "thank you Jesus" and he will take off running and to get him to stop you holler halelujah.

so i paid him and go on that mule and hollered "thank you Jesus" and that mule took off like the house was on fire and started runnin towards the 40 feet river bank.
I hollered halt and he kept on and i hollered stop and that didnt work. I couldnt remember how to make him stop and he was gettin close to that bank. I finally at the last minute remembered and hollered HALELUJAH!!!! he stopped right at the edge and i sat there shakin like a leaf in a hurricane. I was so relieved i said "Thank You Jesus"

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It's funny how people can have so much fun without sinnin. Ogatt is a well spoken person.

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:toofunny :toofunny :toofunny :toofunny :toofunny

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Just can't spell worth nothing!

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I can spell nuthing see.

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You are right, but he is funny.:toofunny