My son took me out for lunch - precious!
 

Precious son of mine! Took me out to eat at Casa Ole' for lunch today.

He said grace, "Lord, thank you for this food. Bless it to the nourishment of our bodies. Thank you for keeping us safe. Thank you for all the things you allowed me to purchase today. I thank you for my new headphones. I especially thank you for the bag they came in. It's a good place to store my weed."


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The Manager and two waiters had to drag me off of him!!!!

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Why does that boy act like that? :winkgrin

Ahhhh tooo much weed.....:slaphappy

I would have poured his Iced Tea on his lap, and his enchiladas on his head...really.

I rode with him because he had to take physical for his new job. We will be finding out pretty soon! :toofunny :toofunny

JUST SAY NO!!!

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I would have, but I couldn't stop laughing!

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!:D

SHUT UP!!! He did NOT!!! :nah

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I said, "No, son. You roll it before you put it in the bag."

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I don't know how to take that!!! :winkgrin

It would seem that he is NOT A PART of a THANKLESS GENERATION.

Maybe he really really enjoys sliding his fingers along the seams in his mother's wallpaper to find any little raised spots to pull on?

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He better not touch my wallpaper!!!! :toofunny

That means...I don't believe you!!!

You are pulling our leg! Or he was pulling YOURS!

He does NOT smoke weed! :ignore

Smoken pot, looking at wall paper?...........:toofunny

Yikes!

my son prayed the other day.cant understand what he said but we did get the AMEN at the end...

he is only 2.

I remember when my daughter was I believe 3 or 4.

We heard her wailing downstairs

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gawd
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gawd

We run upstairs to hear the rest. Mind you she is on her knees, head down and continues....

I want a baby BROTHER!

did Gawd answer?

No, but we do remind her that she should not let her faith waiver when the answers are not what we want.

She is now 20 1/2 years old.

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Of course he doesn't! Did you think he did? :toofunny

I think he put it in the Brownies.

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Right. He was praying so serious and then WHAM!

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So, did you do your part?

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Wait!! Don't answer that!! there are a few things we just don't really want to know :o you know?

Right. I guess not! :toofunny

he smokes weed... :)

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Yeah, if he does he won't be starting his new job on Monday!

let us know how that goes... or send me a pm :)

I might have to put that in a Sticky.

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haha.. well, I've got to go.. it's 94 degrees in the computer/snake room (see thread ANACONDA)

See ya. Watch for that Sticky on Monday morning or I'll just post the obituary!

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Berekley,
My son was hired today after he took his tests and he ALSO PASSED the drug testing! :tiphat

He just left the house after saying, "Man, I look good. There is just no way around that. I didn't even have to work to get this body."

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Some guys have too much confidence. lol

Well, hey, Berkeley, when you've got it, you've got it!

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I remember one yr I moved away.. lol.. anyway.. I had a lot of confidence that yr. Then I got cocky, arrogant.. and I moved back home.. I was put in my place. :)

Note taken. He's a nice guy full of fun. He does have confidence in himself, but he isn't arrogant about it. Hope I didn't paint it that way. He's was just acting silly.

No.. no. You didn't paint it that way. LoL. I have this problem... many times I respond to a post with my own experiences. :)

It's good to be confident. I suppose cocky and arrogant will serve me well if I do decide to go to law school. :happydance

Good. I didn't want to make him sound that way. He's hilarious.

I hope you do decide to go. Not sure if the arrogant and cocky would serve you well. You might want to ask Newman. :winkgrin

How old is your son? what kind of work did he apply for??

He's 18 and is working with structural steel. Not ready for college yet. I'm not worried about that because my daughter waited a couple of years before she decided to go.