Thad is mad
 

Thad is mad
and this is bad
I tried to call
and even took the fall
But Thad stayed mad
and this is bad

I tried to apologize
for what I do not know
he has me on ignore
and sees me as his foe
Thad is mad
and this is bad

I tried and tried
to repent unto the Lord
for making Thad mad
and that was all I could afford
Thad is still mad
and this is bad

I wrote to him a letter
I even tried to Phone
But he has it disconnected
and chose to leave me alone
Thad is mad
and this is bad

So now I will go on
and when I eat an orange
he'll eat his as well...


...and when I eat an orange...

orange...orange...

Oh blast!!!!


Thad is mad...
and this is bad.


:D

You are nuts!

He seemed content this past weekend. :killinme

He takes my calls too.

He is only mad at Carp.

Carp is on Thad's BAD LIST now!
:thumbsup

Thad is mad





So what else is new.


J/K


:D

behave...
Mom Alvear

:largehalo

I see that halo!

Thad is mad
 

Carp wrote the following. just in case Thad still has him on ignor, i thought he might want to see....

Peace:

Thad is mad

Thad is mad
and this is bad
I tried to call
and even took the fall
But Thad stayed mad
and this is bad

I tried to apologize
for what I do not know
he has me on ignore
and sees me as his foe
Thad is mad
and this is bad

I tried and tried
to repent unto the Lord
for making Thad mad
and that was all I could afford
Thad is still mad
and this is bad

I wrote to him a letter
I even tried to Phone
But he has it disconnected
and chose to leave me alone
Thad is mad
and this is bad

So now I will go on
and when I eat an orange
he'll eat his as well...


...and when I eat an orange...

orange...orange...

Oh blast!!!!


Thad is mad...
and this is bad.

I eaves dropped a conversation between Noeatca and Thad right after this most recent AMC meeting...I knew it was Noeatca because of standard way he uses various parts of speech and phraseology... :D

I am Thad

I am Thad
Thad I am

That Thad-I-am
That Thad-I-am!

Do you like
Carpenter Man?

I do not like him,
Thad-I-am.
I do not like
Carpenter Man.

Would you like him
Here or there?

I would not like him
here or there.
I would not like him
anywhere.
I do not like
Carpenter Man.
I do not like him,
Thad-I-am

Would you like him
in a house?
Would you like him
with a mouse?

I do not like him
in a house.
I do not like him
with a mouse.
I do not like him
here or there.
I do not like him
anywhere.
I do not like Carpenter Man.
I do not like him, Thad-I-am.

Would you put him
in a box?
Would you feed him
to a fox?

Not in a box.
Not to a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not meet him here or there.
I would not meet him anywhere.
I would not meet Carpenter Man.
I do not like him, Thad-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Meet him! Meet him!
Here they are.

I woould not ,
could not,
in a car

You may like him.
You will see.
You may like him
in a tree?
not in a tree.
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like him in a box.
I do not like him with a fox
I do not like him in a house
I do not like him with a mouse
I do not like him here or there.
I do not like him anywhere.
I do not like Carpenter Man.
I do not like him, Thad-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Thad! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not meet him with a mouse
I will not meet him in a house.
I will not meet him here or there.
I will not meet him anywhere.
I do not like him, Thad-I-am.


Say!
Would you, could you, meet him in the snow,
or in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the snow. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like him, Thad, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not meet him here or there.
I do not like him anywhere!

You do not like
Carpenter Man?

I do not
like him,
Thad-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with a goat?

I would not,
could not.
with a goat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not meet him in the rain.
I will not meet him on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like him in a box.
I do not like him with a fox.
I will not meet him in a house.
I do not like him with a mouse.
I do not like him here or there.
I do not like him ANYWHERE!

I do not like
Carpenter Man
I do not like him,
Thad-I-am.

You do not like him.
SO you say.
Try him! Try him!
And you may.
Try him and you may I say.

Thad!
If you will let me be,
I will try him.
You will see.

Say!
I like Carpenter Man!
I do!! I like him, Thad-I-am!
And I would meet him in a boat!
And I would meet him with a goat...
And I will meet him in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
He is so good so good you see!

So I will meet him in a box.
And I will meet him with a fox.
And I will meet him in a house.
And I will meet him with a mouse.
And I will meet him here and there.
Say! I will meet him ANYWHERE!

I do so like
Carpenter Man!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Thad-I-am
I am Thad

I am Thad
Thad I am
and I am not mad Thad anymore!

You ain't seen meet me!!!



:slaphappy

Mr. Peanut gettin' jiggy!!! :killinme

Still no Thad?
That is too bad.
I wish he had
but he must still be mad

No list of Thad's to tell
I even tried to yell
from here in my cell
of bitterness to which I fell

Oh bitter friend
is this really the end
for eternity on earth to spend
in a very very silent trend

Let all be aware and know
that Thad will not bestow
forgiveness to one as though
he has annointed less than his little toe...

Thad is still mad
and this is really bad.


:D

Mr Peanut has girly legs! :tease

LOLOL. We need him as a smiley!!

That is so funny...I loved it.

tHaD iS mAd!!!!!!!! :macho

:ranting





:D

Too Sad
Real Bad
Our Thad
IS Mad

But isn't it a FAD
for THAD to be MAD?

:icecream

Yea, a fad
when Thad is mad
but his silence is bad
he thinks me a cad
because I called him rad
I thought he would be glad
But no, he got mad
and that is bad.

:heeheehee

But eeeh gad,
he's just a lad.........

bumped a tad

Allegedly Thad is Mad.

He probably uses his writing pad
to get the gossip from the ad.

:igotit

I opened this thread to see what it had
How mad is Thad? And how did Thad get mad?
Its sad when it's as bad as Baghdad
seeing Thad a tad mad is bad
I have nothing to add.

I think our Thad is sad
because he was clad in plaid.
And he thought he was rad,
but it was really BAD!

When I was a little kid, my aunt would have sung

Thad's mad
and I'm glad
and I know how to please him.
a bottle of ink
to make him stink
a bottle of wine
to make him shine
and pretty little girl
to kiss him

ROFL! :heeheehee :heeheehee

Ya'll have way tooooo much time on your hands!

It just comes naturally!! Hey, that sounds like a song....
all I gotta do is act naturally!

:girlnails

Why has His Madness not posted on this thread.

Is he so mad he won't read any thread with Carp in it?

I wondered the same thing - when he was gonna grace us with his presence. :highfive

Thad--are you lurking, in INVISIBLE mode???

:D

He asked if there were fueds here "he did not know about"

WE told him of this thread.

:thad
(maybe we should all pm him to take a look!)

Well, I found that others are mad
because of the words I add
and the questions I had
it appears its not just Thad
but people are serious just a tad

No private messages I had
from Thad
or others who are mad
lurking and ignorning is bad
but I am the cad
and some would like to send me to Chad

I got an text message on my iPad
telling me God is mad
because of the truth I shad
a mirror I wish they had
but no, at me they are mad
and that is really bad.

Thad and others are mad
and this is bad


:D

We asked night after night.

Mad AT CARP, Thad just might.

SoCali said it was not so

Make these questions away to go.

But this thread confirms with a wist.

Thad must have Carp on that BAD List.

Others are mad too?
How can this be true?
When Thad is mad it makes me blue
But when others are mad too
I can't construe

these others of which you speak
they must be quite meek

we have seen,
neither hide nor hair
if they are mean
they are all quite unfair!

To get in on a rhyme-
Seems everyone but Acteaon this time.
Try and try to deny with all our might
We realize Thad is mad at Carp rebuffed last night
Post after post in great detail
Thad is Mad the same Tale.

Is Thad Sthad?
Poor Thad..
To live live Sthad...
Sthuffering Sthadness

:D