Originally Posted by The Mrs (Post 135945)

An English professor wrote the words: "A woman without her man is nothing" on the board and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.


Just wanted to see what the posters at AFF would come up with. :heeheehee

Originally Posted by rgcraig (Post 135946)

A woman, without her, man is nothing. Written by the wife.

A woman, without her man is nothing. Written by the husband.

Originally Posted by chseeads (Post 135975)

A woman, without Herman, is nothing.

Originally Posted by chseeads (Post 135975)

A woman, without Herman, is nothing.

Originally Posted by Subdued (Post 135980)

Wouldn't it be: A woman, without her man, is nothing. Written by the husband.

Originally Posted by revrandy (Post 135990)

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Originally Posted by seguidordejesus (Post 135999)

You probably should have spelled the title of the thread correctly, as well.

Originally Posted by The Mrs (Post 135945)

An English professor wrote the words: "A woman without her man is nothing" on the board and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.


Just wanted to see what the posters at AFF would come up with. :heeheehee

Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover (Post 136009)

The Gay version:


A.) Wo. Man without Herman is nothing.

Originally Posted by Berkeley (Post 136014)

Inappropriate

Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea (Post 136019)

Originally Posted by revrandy (Post 135949)

"A woman without, her man is nothing"

Proverbs 31

10 Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.

11 The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her, so that he shall have no need of spoil.

12 She will do him good and not evil all the days of her life.

13 She seeketh wool, and flax, and worketh willingly with her hands.

14 She is like the merchants' ships; she bringeth her food from afar.

15 She riseth also while it is yet night, and giveth meat to her household, and a portion to her maidens.

16 She considereth a field, and buyeth it: with the fruit of her hands she planteth a vineyard.

17 She girdeth her loins with strength, and strengtheneth her arms.

18 She perceiveth that her merchandise is good: her candle goeth not out by night.

19 She layeth her hands to the spindle, and her hands hold the distaff.

20 She stretcheth out her hand to the poor; yea, she reacheth forth her hands to the needy.

21 She is not afraid of the snow for her household: for all her household are clothed with scarlet.

22 She maketh herself coverings of tapestry; her clothing is silk and purple.

23 Her husband is known in the gates, when he sitteth among the elders of the land.

24 She maketh fine linen, and selleth it; and delivereth girdles unto the merchant.

25 Strength and honour are her clothing; and she shall rejoice in time to come.

26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness.

27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness.

28 Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praiseth her.

29 Many daughters have done virtuously, but thou excellest them all.

30 Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD, she shall be praised.

31 Give her of the fruit of her hands; and let her own works praise her in the gates.

Originally Posted by Scott Hutchinson (Post 136084)

A man without his woman is nothing.

Originally Posted by seguidordejesus (Post 135999)

You probably should have spelled the title of the thread correctly, as well.

Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea (Post 135948)

There are 2 possibilities that will be prevalent among the males and females on this board.

The men will write: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women will write: "A woman! Without her, man is nothing."

:heeheehee