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Esaias 09-27-2013 01:26 PM

Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
Since I have been informed I am a 'shadow catholic', along with all the rest of ya, and since catholics don't go to hell, but usually go to Purgatory for awhile, and since time in Purgatory can be reduced by the purchase of indulgences (last I heard, anyway), I am setting up this Get Out Of Purgatory fund.

Anyone can contribute, just click an amount and merit will be deposited in the AFF Purgatory Fund. If you make a post specifying who's account it should go in, that will be credited to their account. If you do not specify an account, it goes into the General Fund and will be applied uniformly to all members (pari-mutual indulgences).

Get clickin', I reckon we have a lot of time to pay for!

Esaias 09-27-2013 01:28 PM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
I just put in 1000 AFF bucks into the General Fund.

Come on folks, sow a seed of faith. People are counting on you!

NotforSale 09-27-2013 01:29 PM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esaias (Post 1278371)
Since I have been informed I am a 'shadow catholic', along with all the rest of ya, and since catholics don't go to hell, but usually go to Purgatory for awhile, and since time in Purgatory can be reduced by the purchase of indulgences (last I heard, anyway), I am setting up this Get Me Out Of Purgatory fund.

Anyone can contribute, just click an amount and merit will be deposited in the AFF Purgatory Fund. If you make a post specifying who's account it should go in, that will be credited to their account. If you do not specify an account, it goes into the General Fund and will be applied uniformly to all (pari-mutual indulgences).

Get clickin', I reckon we have a lot of time to pay for!

You spend too much time on the Internet.

n david 09-27-2013 01:32 PM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
I put 1,000 towards you, Esaias, you're going to need it! :toofunny

Esaias 09-27-2013 01:34 PM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
Whoo-hoo!

KWSS1976 09-27-2013 01:41 PM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
Hey lets not forget those in Abraham's bosom we might need a fund for that too..thats the protestant Purgatory....lol....O and I need for you to bill me Esaias, got a IOU...

seekerman 09-27-2013 01:45 PM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
Can we give less than a buck?

Esaias 09-27-2013 02:08 PM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by KWSS1976 (Post 1278377)
Hey lets not forget those in Abraham's bosom we might need a fund for that too..thats the protestant Purgatory....lol....O and I need for you to bill me Esaias, got a IOU...

Just click on the 'IOU - bill me' option, it'll be taken care of, along with the folks in Abraham's lap. I'm sure his legs are fallen asleep by now, what with all those people crowded on him...

Esaias 09-27-2013 02:09 PM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by seekerman (Post 1278379)
Can we give less than a buck?

If you click the IOU option, you can specify how ever much you want!

Everybody included, this is an ecumenical endeavor!

:icecream

Esaias 09-27-2013 02:17 PM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
Apparently, once you click, that's all you can donate. Bummer.

Maybe Prax or someone can tweak it so we can vote multiple times, over and over again? I'd like to add another 1000 AFF bux into the coffer, KWS is already half backslid, talking about mixing up some strong drink on the Mixer thread...

KWSS1976 09-27-2013 02:20 PM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
Hey atleast I am half backslid, by this point I would of think you thought i was all the way gone...I am doing better then I thought

Esaias 09-27-2013 02:21 PM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by KWSS1976 (Post 1278392)
Hey atleast I am half backslid, by this point I would of think you thought i was all the way gone...I am doing better then I thought

Apparently, we're all 'backslid catholics' so it's all good!

:highfive

KWSS1976 09-27-2013 02:21 PM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
Since you said I was Half backslid I donated 1000 to you Esaias

Esaias 09-27-2013 02:24 PM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
cha-ching!!

I can't donate again (arggh!!) but they say intentions are just as good, so here's a couple 1000 (2000 total) to your account, KWS.

Mods, 'make it so!'

KWSS1976 09-27-2013 02:30 PM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
Cooooool,hey thanks Bro...I would give you a good chest bump if we was closer

Esaias 09-27-2013 02:32 PM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by KWSS1976 (Post 1278400)
Cooooool,hey thanks Bro...I would give you a good chest bump if we was closer

Uh..I dunno about that, seems kinda weird...

KWSS1976 09-27-2013 02:34 PM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
What about a Bro Hug?????

Esaias 09-27-2013 02:37 PM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
Just keep it holy.

ILG 09-27-2013 02:46 PM

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You can bill me when we get out of purgatory. LOL!

Esaias 09-27-2013 02:51 PM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
ILG, I am sure that can be arranged. Don't know how, but I'm sure it can be done!!

woo-hoo!!

Praxeas 09-27-2013 03:13 PM

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http://jimmyakin.com/wp-content/uplo...nceaward_1.jpg

Esaias 09-27-2013 03:15 PM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
Prax ... DID YOU DONATE????????

Esaias 09-27-2013 03:26 PM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
Google the words get out of purgatory fund and this thread is the #1 top result on page 1!!!


WHOOO-HOOOO!!!

Donations should be rolling in any moment!

Praxeas 09-27-2013 03:29 PM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
I did better. I donated a get out of pergatory free card

Esaias 09-27-2013 03:31 PM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
COOL! The next person who donates at least 100 AFF bucks, they get Prax's 'get out of purgatory free' card, good for one time only!

Phones are ringing off the hook! Angels are singing in the studio! Act now, before it's too laaaaaaate!!!!

Esaias 09-27-2013 03:35 PM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
Special speaker tonight - http://john-avanzini.weebly.com/uplo...42/1053909.jpg

Esaias 09-27-2013 03:36 PM

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Music by - http://rightcogency.files.wordpress....teve-brock.jpg

Esaias 09-27-2013 03:38 PM

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Special guest appearance by - http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9xWLcwdDft.../Groeschel.jpg

Esaias 09-27-2013 03:41 PM

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And our host for the evening... yes, that's right, the man himself.....

http://www.pimppreacher.com/peter_popoff_scam.jpg

With special guest -

http://arkell78.files.wordpress.com/...crouch-ii2.jpg

n david 09-27-2013 03:48 PM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esaias (Post 1278438)

:toofunny :toofunny :toofunny

seekerman 09-27-2013 04:25 PM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
I torn between 25 cents and a bazillion dollars...or something in between. I didn't actually COMMIT to an amount when I chose IOU but I have good intentions. Hope that helps you in your time of need!

Esaias 09-27-2013 04:35 PM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by seekerman (Post 1278458)
I torn between 25 cents and a bazillion dollars...or something in between. I didn't actually COMMIT to an amount when I chose IOU but I have good intentions. Hope that helps you in your time of need!

This is for all of us! New offer: If you donate, AFF will MATCH your donation!!!

SEVEN FOLD!!!!

Can't beat that even with a hickory stick!

Esaias 09-27-2013 04:40 PM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
John Avanzini couldn't make it to the show tonight to teach about kingdom Giving, Sowing, and Reaping. But, the Lord loves a CHEERFUL GIVER, so we made arrangements for a special guest replacement host -

http://www.stfrancis.name/jesse-dupl...-duplantis.jpg

navygoat1998 09-27-2013 07:00 PM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esaias (Post 1278464)
John Avanzini couldn't make it to the show tonight to teach about kingdom Giving, Sowing, and Reaping. But, the Lord loves a CHEERFUL GIVER, so we made arrangements for a special guest replacement host -

http://www.stfrancis.name/jesse-dupl...-duplantis.jpg

http://discernmentministriesinternat...rham.gif?w=510

MarcBee 09-27-2013 07:00 PM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esaias (Post 1278387)
If you click the IOU option, you can specify how ever much you want!

Everybody included, this is an ecumenical endeavor!

:icecream

Really? Do Exchristians get to go to purgatory? After all, I was baptized in Jesus' Name, and spoke in tongues for many years. Can I contribute to my own Purgatory Fund, or does it have to be so vicarious, just like Jesus?
:happydance

navygoat1998 09-27-2013 07:03 PM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MarcBee (Post 1278488)
Really? Do Exchristians get to go to purgatory? After all, I was baptized in Jesus' Name, and spoke in tongues for many years. Can I contribute to my own Purgatory Fund, or does it have to be so vicarious, just like Jesus?
:happydance

That is why I did the IOU, I left the "truth" can you spot me 5??? :happydance

ILG 09-27-2013 07:24 PM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esaias (Post 1278438)
And our host for the evening... yes, that's right, the man himself.....

http://www.pimppreacher.com/peter_popoff_scam.jpg

With special guest -

http://arkell78.files.wordpress.com/...crouch-ii2.jpg

What is THAT?

houston 09-27-2013 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ILG (Post 1278492)
What is THAT?

I think the man is Peter Popoff. The woman is Jan Crouch of TBN.

ILG 09-28-2013 09:06 AM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by houston (Post 1278504)
I think the man is Peter Popoff. The woman is Jan Crouch of TBN.

Yikes!

n david 10-02-2013 10:59 AM

Re: Get out of Purgatory Fund
 
Though I'm unable to vote again, I'm pledging another 5,000 towards the general purgatory fund. (The talk of GC reminded me of the offerings that lasted forever. Although, Bro. Lumpkin always made it entertaining whenever he took up the offering at GC.)

:happydance


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