I had a Funny Thought This Morning... You know you're Getting Old When...
 

Your milestones turn into Mile Markers.. :D

Your Knees turn into meat grinders...:D

Your eyes get spots even when their closed... :D

Metamucil is like Bubble Yum Gum.... you have to chew it to swallow it...:D

Laxitives come in Chocolate!!!!! :D

You refer to 20 somethings as kids...

You know your Getting Old When...
 

You are a man and your chest falls to your stomach. :heeheehee

Now that just isn't right..........................:heeheehee

This is commonly known as the furniture disease..

Their chest drops into their drawers...:D

You're getting old when you have to start using reading glasses.

when you enjoy reading Reminise Magazine.

When your teeth are like the stars- They come out at night.

I read that too,I read it at my library,and I ain't 40 yet.

haha sad thing is the stuff in there was new to us once.




Old is when the antique store looks like you home growing up..lol.....examples:
Avocado green appliances,gold appliances,dark red and black spainsh furniture/lamps with Madador and Seniorita portraits.Need I say more???

When your AARP arrives...

when they automatically give you the senior discount.:killinme

When IaintMovin is your Peer....:D

I like looking at the pictures in that magazine.

haha did you see the ones this month with the old mink coat or get a new kitchen contests? I loved the one with they guy driving the sports car and buying his wife a new mink stole as leverage.

No I didn't see that one.

You forget more than you remember.

Snap, crackle, and pop are heard when getting out of bed.

You long for a nice quiet night with nothing to do.

Uh, Oh, I like that magazine!:rolleyes:

You know you're getting old when ketchup gives you heart-burn.

Good Lord this place is full of "Old" Folks...:D


Pass the Ensure take a drink and pass it down!!!!! :D:D:D

You know you're old when you remember DEVO and The B-52s and vinyl albums.

Or when you used to have an 8 track player in your car.

Or when you learned to type on a manual typewriter.

Or when you can tell us where you were when you first heard that Kennedy had been shot.

when you

or worse - when you don't even realize that you've forgotten something

When you post something twice in the same thread..... :D

When you post something twice in the same thread......:D

forget what

you were

doing

Your milestones turn into Grave Markers..

You are getting old when you have to iron your shirt and your skin before sunday morning service

you know you are getting old when you plan your life around and afternoon nap.

Some young punk calls you an "old fart!" (there's a story in there) :D

I'd prefer not to know the "ending" of the Story... PeeeeeEEWWWWw:killinme