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Nahum 06-05-2008 06:23 PM
Have Sword, Will Travel!
 
I am available for campmeetings, youth services, Muslim Crusades, Spanish Ministry, marriage counseling, conflict resolution, television and radio programming, Brush-arbor meetin's, tent-revivals, Missions trips and marrying and barrying!

My fees are reasonable!

For a good time call 555-7777!

SDG 06-05-2008 06:24 PM
Re: Have Sword, Will Travel!
 
Shameless self-promotion? What's your pedigree? Fax me your resume.

AmazingGrace 06-05-2008 06:24 PM
Re: Have Sword, Will Travel!
 
ROFL!!!!!!!!!

CC1 06-05-2008 06:24 PM
Re: Have Sword, Will Travel!
 
Pee Pee,

Have you checked the availibility of a tent yet?

AmazingGrace 06-05-2008 06:24 PM
Re: Have Sword, Will Travel!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea (Post 485686)
Shameless self-promotion? What's your pedigree? Fax me your resume.
Yall are too funny!

Jack Shephard 06-05-2008 06:24 PM
Re: Have Sword, Will Travel!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Poster (Post 485685)
I am available for revivals, campmeetings, youth services, Muslim Crusades, Spanish Ministry, marriage counseling, conflict resolution, television and radio programming, Missions trips and marrying and barrying!

My fees are reasonable!

For a good time call 555-7777!
I saw this on the wall in the local Burger King!

Nahum 06-05-2008 06:26 PM
Re: Have Sword, Will Travel!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea (Post 485686)
Shameless self-promotion? What's your pedigree? Fax me your resume.
I assisted an Urshan.

I am a Gateway Graduate (does that actually count for anything?!).

I have kept the same wife for twenty years.

SDG 06-05-2008 06:27 PM
Re: Have Sword, Will Travel!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Poster (Post 485695)
I assisted an Urshan.

I am a Gateway Graduate (does that actually count for anything?!).

I have kept the same wife for twenty years.
Ever preach in Belize or Antigua?

Nahum 06-05-2008 06:28 PM
Re: Have Sword, Will Travel!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Daniel Alicea (Post 485696)
Ever preach in Belize or Antigua?
Is that in Texas?

AmazingGrace 06-05-2008 06:29 PM
Re: Have Sword, Will Travel!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Poster (Post 485698)
Is that in Texas?
:toofunny:toofunny:toofunny


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