The pregnant blonde
 

The Pregnant Blonde


The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know
why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, 'I have some really great news!

I said, 'Great Tell me why you're so happy.

She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, That's great I couldn't be happier for you!

Then she said, There's more! I asked, What do you mean there's more.

She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!'

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said ...
(You're going to love this!)

Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack.
Both tests came out positive

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:toofunny

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That was funny!:ursofunny

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:ursofunny :ursofunny :ursofunny

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:killinme

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Does she have a husband? :ursofunny:ursofunny

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Funny!

Glad Bishop1 didn't add this to the Renda's new curtains thread!

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I am going to tell that today to some of our people! That is so funny.

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aren't blonde jocks offensive to blondes?

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No, because jocks are usually as dumb as they are! :ursofunny