You Might Be a Legalist when....
 

In the Spirit of 'You might be a redneck when...' (feel free to contribute an inconsistency that you have observed in our ranks)

You might be a legalist when...

Pants are wrong, but pajamas bottoms with leggings are OK

Hollywood Videos are OK, but sitting in a Movie Theater is wrong

Worldly amusements are wrong, but going to the county fair is OK

Re: You Might Be a Legalist when....
 

You might be an imbecile when......




utilizing Elder Stoneking's face on an avatar for comedic purposes.




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Re: You Might Be a Legalist when....
 

you might be a legalist if

tv is wrong but a computer is OK

white lies or any kind of lies are a sin but it's OK to exaggerate about your Sunday School figures, what you paid for a car, and the size of the fish you caught.

a gold necklace is wrong but a cloth necklace (necktie) is OK, even required for a preacher

it's wrong for a woman to shave parts of her body but a man must shave his face

Several hours every Sunday must be spent in church

Re: You Might Be a Legalist when....
 

You might be a legalist if:

we're supposed to obey the laws of the land but it's OK to speed, run stop signs, or not buckle seat belts,

Re: You Might Be a Legalist when....
 

You might be a legalist if:

red fingernails are wrong but pink ones are OK

makeup is wrong but a little powder is OK

Re: You Might Be a Legalist when....
 

you might be a legalist if

you have been healed but you keep collecting disability

Re: You Might Be a Legalist when....
 

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You actually still fill out the tithe envelope each sunday.

Even though you pay your tithe by writing a check.

Re: You Might Be a Legalist when....
 

You might be a legalist if you bring your own wine to communion service.

Re: You Might Be a Legalist when....
 

You might be a legalist if the bible you bring to church has a receipt date inside the cover dated before 1980.

Re: You Might Be a Legalist when....
 

You give people a hard time for wearing a ring on their finger... but you have no problem with tie-pins, and cufflinks.