![]() |
Out Of Date Items
I was thinking the other day about things that are no longer relevant because times have changed.
1. There was a joke in a joke book in the library when I was a kid that asked if it was 9pm and you set your alarm for 10am how long would it be until the alarm went off. The answer was 1 hour... because the clock doesn't know the difference between am & pm. Well... that one is out of date. 2. In the video store you would see the sign "Be Kind - Rewind". I would imagine that there are still some video stores out there with VHS tapes but they are few and far between. So... for the most part... that sign is out of date. Can you think of any other signs, statements, jokes or anything else that time and progress have made irrelevant? |
Re: Out Of Date Items
Quote:
2. Circumcision by man-hands....replaced by circumcision of Christ |
Re: Out Of Date Items
Levitical Priesthood... royal priesthood of all the saints
|
Re: Out Of Date Items
My 26 year old Trane furnace.
|
Re: Out Of Date Items
I wonder how long it will be (if it hasn't happened already) that the often vast audio cassette libraries of sermons that made churches have will find themselves completely unused since NO ONE will have a working tape deck anymore. Again, this is probably almost the case by now anyways.
|
Re: Out Of Date Items
Quote:
|
Re: Out Of Date Items
Quote:
If so, maybe followers will be able to go to a lake, cast a line into the water, and pull out a fish with a cassette deck (in a zip-lock baggy) in its mouth. ...just a strange thought for those folks who are uniquely dependant on technology to have access to God's utterance. |
Re: Out Of Date Items
Quote:
|
Re: Out Of Date Items
Quote:
Revival. Today revival is a series of services with a very exciting speaker who yells and spits in the microphone. Revival... is to revive something. If we could revive in the church the mindset of the three things tbpew and yourself have mentioned I believe it might be said of Christianity once again... they turned their world upside down. |
Re: Out Of Date Items
Having a filmstrip arrive in the mail with lots of interesting home missionary stories.
|
| All times are GMT -6. The time now is 07:45 AM. |
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2026, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.