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Pressing-On 04-13-2007 01:45 PM

My son took me out for lunch - precious!
 
Precious son of mine! Took me out to eat at Casa Ole' for lunch today.

He said grace, "Lord, thank you for this food. Bless it to the nourishment of our bodies. Thank you for keeping us safe. Thank you for all the things you allowed me to purchase today. I thank you for my new headphones. I especially thank you for the bag they came in. It's a good place to store my weed."


:thwak :thwak :thwak :thwak :thwak


The Manager and two waiters had to drag me off of him!!!!

:bliss :bliss :bliss :bliss :bliss

Why does that boy act like that? :winkgrin

CupCake 04-13-2007 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 74457)

Why does that boy act like that? :winkgrin

Ahhhh tooo much weed.....:slaphappy

Carpenter 04-13-2007 01:48 PM

I would have poured his Iced Tea on his lap, and his enchiladas on his head...really.

Pressing-On 04-13-2007 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CupCake (Post 74459)
Ahhhh tooo much weed.....:slaphappy

I rode with him because he had to take physical for his new job. We will be finding out pretty soon! :toofunny :toofunny

JUST SAY NO!!!

:toofunny

Pressing-On 04-13-2007 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carpenter (Post 74461)
I would have poured his Iced Tea on his lap, and his enchiladas on his head...really.

I would have, but I couldn't stop laughing!

Ron 04-13-2007 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pressing-On (Post 74457)
Precious son of mine! Took me out to eat at Casa Ole' for lunch today.

He said grace, "Lord, thank you for this food. Bless it to the nourishment of our bodies. Thank you for keeping us safe. Thank you for all the things you allowed me to purchase today. I thank you for my new headphones. I especially thank you for the bag they came in. It's a good place to store my weed."


:thwak :thwak :thwak :thwak :thwak


The Manager and two waiters had to drag me off of him!!!!

:bliss :bliss :bliss :bliss :bliss

Why does that boy act like that? :winkgrin

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!:D

The Mrs 04-13-2007 01:56 PM

SHUT UP!!! He did NOT!!! :nah

Pressing-On 04-13-2007 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Ron (Post 74468)
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!:D

:toofunny :toofunny

I said, "No, son. You roll it before you put it in the bag."

:toofunny :toofunny

Pressing-On 04-13-2007 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mrs (Post 74470)
SHUT UP!!! He did NOT!!! :nah

I don't know how to take that!!! :winkgrin

tbpew 04-13-2007 02:19 PM

It would seem that he is NOT A PART of a THANKLESS GENERATION.

Maybe he really really enjoys sliding his fingers along the seams in his mother's wallpaper to find any little raised spots to pull on?


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