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Old 06-03-2007, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Trouvere View Post
Emma honey let me help.When you get older there are going to be some changes that happen.Men are attracted to younger women.They get older too but somehow when they look in the mirror it lies to them.They
only see a young man and ignore all other changes.Somehow their hair
stops graying because Dr.Grecian Formula tells it to.They get those tight things called a girdle and hang gold chains around their necks and run
away from home in red convertable cars.Start sifting through the avatars
in the member list and surely ye shall find one.Be brave and keep your husband home and in the dark
and away from all lying mirrors and don't let Dr.Grecian preach to him.
Don't forget to slip over to the neighbors house and use
the newfangled tv set to call us back.lv T
Oh yes. I remember Sis. Sjostrand preaching about men being stupid and how you have to keep them interested or something. Now, I am really afraid.
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