[jwharv]

Five Ways to Get Rid of Your Pastor

1:Sit up front, smile and say "amen" every time he says something good. He will preach himself to death.

2:Pat him on the back and tell him what good work he is doing in the church and community. He will work himself to death.

3:Increase your offering in the church. Then he will suffer from shock.

4:Tell him you have decided to join the visitation group and win souls for the Lord. He will probably suffer a heart attack.

5:Get the whole church to band together and pray for him. He will get so efficient that some other church will hear about him and give him a call. That will take him off your hands.