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Originally Posted by The Dean
I dedicated a baby recently named as follows: DaShay Dreonia Duazshina Yvette Fontenot
That's 'Dah-shay' 'dree-own-eeya' 'Doo-waz - shun-nay' 'ee-vet' 'fon-ti-know'.
I was mainly just confused.   She'll be a graduate by the time she spells the name! 
Yes, I had to minimize the letters to fit them all on the dedication certificate. |
That's it! From now on, all expecting parents should be required to undergo extensive pastoral counseling on the consequences of what they name their children.