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Originally Posted by deltaguitar
Thanks you guys. It is amazing the love and support that I am finding out in the "Christian World".
What do I have to do to be a part of your organization? What are the financial commitments as I only own one pair of shorts?
On your affirmation statement do you guys ask how often I wear shorts or could I be accepted if I only wear them every once in a while, like on vacation or when I am only around other charismatics.

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All you have to do is provide a picture of you wearing a pair of shorts, the facial hair thing is ok too, but for work purposes you will have an excuse. Also you must go to the movies at least once a year. Simple. Welcome to the fellowship!