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Originally Posted by Fiyahstarter
Here's one for Ogatt.
A burglar had just broken into a house to rob it. The lights were off in the house, and as the burglar proceeded around the room with his flashlight, scoping out the place, he heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you. Jesus is watching you." This startled the burglar, who quickly flipped on the light, ready to shoot the person. To his surprise, he came face to face with a parrot in a cage. "Rrrooockkkk.... Jesus is watching you...Jesus is watching you!" said the parrot.
The burglar begin to chuckle. "Hmmm, well look what we have here. A stupid parrot. What is your name, stupid parrot?"
"Rrrocckkk... my name is Moses...Rrrocckkk" said the parrot.
"Moses?" said the burglar. "What kind of an idiot names their parrot Moses?"
"Rrrocckk... the same kind of an idiot who names their Rotweiller Jesus!" said the parrot.
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Thats a good one there.
I did go and buy a parrot the other day. I wen to the pet shop and told the owner i want a religious parrot and one that dont curse.
He said i got one right here. The parrott was sittin on his perch and had a string tied to each leg.
The owner said if you pull the left string he will quote the lords prayer. If you pull the right string he will quote the 23 psalm. I asked "what happens if i pull both strings at once??
I will fall off the stinkin perch said the parrott