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Originally Posted by ogatt
just got in from preachin. Long trip home in the 72 ltd wagon.
Had a good day. First of all i noticed 2 fellers in the service who didnt put any money in the offrin plate.
When the pastor turned it to me. I pointed out those to fellers and said "you two heatherns that didnt put any money in the plate. When im on my deathbed i want one of you on each side of me so i can die like Jesus...between two thieves!!!! That got the service off to a good start.
Then i sung a praise and worship song call there's a great day coming by an by. Are you ready for the judgement day.
I began my message with a scripture about mans wisdom being foolishness to God. I told them what this means is that if your brain was rolling down the edge of a razorblade it would look like a bb on a 4 lane hiway.
They seemed to respond to that.
Then i went straight into that scripture about clothes that pertain to a man. I preached about skirts with zippers in the front. 1 stich and a pair of scissors and you got pants!!!! Then i preached about bell bottoms.
After church the pastor told me that no one wears bell bottoms. i told him"i guess my preachin is workin"
I then went to the preacher house for fried chicken dinner. I was finishing up and wipin my mouth when i saw a rooster outside crowin. I told the pastor. Thats one proud rooster!!!
He said yes he is his son just entered into the ministry
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"When the pastor turned it to me. I pointed out those to fellers and said "you two heatherns that didnt put any money in the plate. When im on my deathbed i want one of you on each side of me so i can die like Jesus...between two thieves!!!! That got the service off to a good start."
I think you've got the anointment back now! Preach!