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02-28-2008, 11:04 PM
Bishop1
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" Evangelistly Speaking "
" Evangelisticly Speaking "
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" EVANGELISTICLY SPEAKING "
Evangelisticly Speaking Is Not A New Thing In Pentecost !
About 60 Years Ago
There Wuz An Evangelistic Team that traveled thruout the
southern states - { Bro "R" & Bro "H" }
The Tall Sandyheaded Bro "R" Played A Large Gibson Guitar
And
The Short Stubby Darkheaded Bro "H" Played An Accordian -
They were very effectual and, as a matter of fact, one of my
sisters received the Holy Ghost in one of their Tent Meetings -
I well remember Bro "H" as he mesmerized the audience while
taking up the offering. He would tearfully explain how his precious
little mother was picking cotton @ 2 Cents a pound in order to
help keep them on the Evangelistic Field -He WUZ Sooooooo Good
at this. You could just visualize her Little Bleeding Boney Fingers
Gently Pulling The Cotton And Placing in that Long Heavy Cotton
Sack and then see her frail body dragging that heavy sack thru that
Hot Cotton Field. By the time he got thru The PEOPLE WOULD RUSH
TO THE FRONT AND GIVE HIM THEIR LAST DOLLAR !
BUT He Had A Serious EXAGGERATION Problem !
He would get carried away while preaching and his stories got taller
and taller. He would tell of recent revivals where 10 had got saved
and the more he told that story with the multiplying numbers that
were baptized you would think that you were at a
Recent Conference !
FINALLY
Bro "R" Talked To Bro "H' and told him that he was NOT going to
continue Evangelizing with him BECAUSE OF THE PROBLEM.
Bro "H' Tearfully Repented and asked for Bro 'R's" Forgiveness And Help
SO They Came Up With The Following Solution
When Bro "H" would start to Exaggerate,
Bro "R" Was To Tug On Bro "H's" Coattail !
This seemed to work real well
UNTIL
Bro "H" began telling those country folks
about their trip to New York City.
He was telling them about seeing all of them Huge Buildings
and that the Empire State Building Was Simply
The Biggest Building In The Entire World !
" IT WAS OVER A MILE LONG'
he excitedly explained
and then he said
" IT WAS OVER A MILE HIGH "
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Just Then Bro "R" reached over and began to tug
on Bro "H's" coattail -
Then
Bro "H" Hurriedly Said
" AND IT WAS ONLY
AN INCH WIDE " !
So You See
Evangelisticly Speaking & Escalating Numbers
Have Been Around For A Long Time !
just my thought for today -
Bishop1
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