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Old 09-29-2008, 10:50 PM
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Re: The Year General Conference Heard the "s" word
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Originally Posted by tv1a View Post
The fastest growing church in America means what happens to the waist line after indoctrination.
That wasn't really needed here.

The UPCI is a fast growing church... it's just that some statisticians forget to subtract the numbers that bleed through the back door...

It is quite noteworthy that a large number of denominations are actually shrinking today. I think the UPC, while not being near the top, is holding their own and expanding as well.
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