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Originally Posted by Cookin-with-Stoneking
In the Spirit of 'You might be a redneck when...' (feel free to contribute an inconsistency that you have observed in our ranks)
You might be a legalist when...
Pants are wrong, but pajamas bottoms with leggings are OK
Hollywood Videos are OK, but sitting in a Movie Theater is wrong
Worldly amusements are wrong, but going to the county fair is OK
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You actually still fill out the tithe envelope each sunday.
Even though you pay your tithe by writing a check.