My wife and I were in San Francisco last Summer. We had a wonderful time and I didn't see all the insanity I had always heard about. It's really a wonderful place. BUT...I did see one thing. My wife and I were walking down the street and a very attractive blond walked right past us (sorry guys, confession time here), I caught her out of the corner of my eye and I almost instinctively I checked her out. My wife caught me and started laughing. I asked her, "What's so funny?" She said, "You checked that blond out didn't you?" I said, "Honey, I couldn't help it, she caught my eye, I'm not following her, nor do I have any crazy intention of running off with her. She was very attractive. A bird just flew over my head." My wife continued to laugh. Slightly aggravated, I asked, "Why are you laughing?!" She said, "That was a dude." I said, "Nuh, uh. That was a lady." My wife insisted, now almost laughing so hard she was starting to cry, "No, that was a man!" We turned around and watched her, it, ...I mean,... him....cross the street. After really looking I could tell that it really was a guy! YUUUUUUCKKKK!!!!!
My wife now teases me mercilessly about it when we talk about our trip to San Fransisco.
I learned my lesson well.
