[Margies3]

And while we're confessing - since confession is good for the soul - let me tell me about my other stupid thing I said..........

I went to drive into my parents driveway one night when this car veered over into my rear bumper. We called the local police who came and took a report. In the course of this, the officer found that my driver's license had expired the month before. Oops. But he was good about it and just told me to go and get it renewed. That really was an oversight on my part.

So the very next week, I hadn't renewed my license yet and was driving down a busy main road about one town over from us. My car suddenly died on me. I coasted to a stop, but couldn't get the car off the road yet. And BAM! this car slams into the rear of me. Again the police come. This time, they site the other driver. But again this cop notices my expired license. So this time I have to go to court. RATS!!

So I get before the judge and what does he say to me? "So do you have anything to say in your defense before I render my verdict?"

I answer, "Actually, yes, I do." and I proceed to tell him that I was in an accident the week before and that that officer didn't give me a ticket even tho my license was expired at that point too.

DUMB!! DUMB! DUMB!! Busted!!