
04-09-2009, 03:04 PM
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" Ole Tyme Holiness Or Hell Preacherman "
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: I Live At Home
Posts: 439
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Pets ? ? ? ?

I've finally settled down after my "Jedidiah The VIII" moment
I was still in the bed while my wife was dressing -
Jedidiah The VIII Stole Her Knee hi Hose
AND Swallowed Them.
A quick call to the Vet
who then informed me that it would be
Peroxide Or Surgery -

So I got dressed
and we went outside for 4 quick gulps of peroxide -
The peroxide went down his gullett
and up came the nylons .-
Jedidiah The VIII has been really Mad at me all day long -

I told the better half
"They're Still New -just rinse them out - you can still wear them"
Now She's Mad Too -

{ I think that Jedidiah will get over it before she does } -
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" ONE LORD - ONE FAITH - ONE BAPTISM
ONE CHURCH - ONE WIFE "
{ AND THAT, MY FRIEND, IS WHAT WE CALL ONENESS} Greasy Grace
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