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Elderest Epley,

What you think? Should we just shoot them all and then let God sort them out?



How about this!

If you do any of the following, just make it easy on the Elder and put Charismatic or Liberal somewhere in your signature!

1- Have a genuine Television, not just a computer!
2- Are a woman and cut, trim, chew, burn, curl or color your hair!
3- Wear short sleeves above your wrists,
4- Wear makeup, ( men or women) hunting camo does not count!
5- Wear any jewelry, rings, etc!
6- Wears the color red!
7- Wears open toed shoes!
8- Follows any sport but hunting or fishing! (Golf is specially bad, bad, bad)
9- And such like!