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Old 07-07-2009, 10:00 PM
oletime oletime is offline
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Re: "God Told Me to Grow a Beard"

reminds me of the time my dad told about the old guy who got up and testified that God told him to take his long johns off [it was july] my dad said ya know sometimes God doesnt have to tell us somethings common sense should . lol being a preachers kid got ya all kinds of funny stories hilarious ! another time a man came in and took the church that my dad had just resigned [it was a upc church and the man was also so one day after a few years he started wearing his collar backwards to church and when one of the saints asked him why he said God told him to but she said i see you downtown and you dont he said well God hasnt told me to do that yet lol ps he now isnt in the ministry anymore and the church isnt upc anymore he convinced the people to leave the next guy that came in had an affair with the secretary and it went down hill from there it isnt much of anything now actually. he started taking psych classes at the local university and decided that was where he should making his money i guess] and away he went ,, some peoples kids ! lol

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