[RandyWayne]

Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover

Heehoohath, named after deceased relatives, Heehaw, Hoohaw and Anne Hathaway, must pass his rite of manhood by throwing the huge rock picked by his dad, at his birth, back into the Fraser River. He must also show that he is not balding. The priest checks his head and is assured. The priest then commands, Let Heehoohath, never thinned, cast the birth stone!"

Sounds like something Dwight Schrute (from The Office) would quote.