[MissBrattified]

Originally Posted by pelathais

I feel that you are threatening me by your question. I wasn't bothering anyone when suddenly you post a whole brand new thread singling me out and attacking me for no other reason than the pureness of my heart and my just motives.

I am thankful that I am not as others, whose compromise and infidelity to truth you can so easily ignore, but the righteousness of my cause has instead kindled such a flame of oppression within you that you have chosen to assault the moral ramparts of my integrity with the machinations of your lusty desires to do violence to my innocent person and thus bespoil the goodness that my name has heretofore caused to blossom in the tender hearts of the meek and lowly who will one day rise up against your determined and willful wrong doing and redeem my honor so that I may once again tread upon the green and fertile fields of peace.

This is GREAT! I ♥ it. Way to put your feelings on your sleeve and watch them run down your arm...(okay, that sentence is about to get awkward, so I'll just cut myself off midway!)

Also, I ♥ that I've figured out how to make those little ♥'s. It makes me happy. Happier than your post, actually, and I mean that in the worst possible way. *insert arched eyebrow emoticon here*