04-17-2012, 02:14 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Colorado
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Re: Will We Really Reunite With Loved Ones In Heav
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Originally Posted by Michael Phelps
Yes, the ultimate dilemma.
Your wife tries on her new robe, and asks you "Honey, does this make my butt look big?"
You start to reply in your usual manner, "Oh no, honey, not at all"....and then you look over, and see God eyeing you intently........and you know if you tell her the truth, you are in deep trouble. But, if you lie - you get kicked out of heaven!
What's a man to do? Which is worse?
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Hmm; not sure if that one could correctly even be classified a "lie"...
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