[KeptByTheWord]

Originally Posted by FlamingZword

I do not know what you are feeding your chickens, but we fed our chickens only with fresh grains of corn, carefully grown in pure organic virgin soil; chosen by hand, one grain at a time, we had a 100 points inspection for each grain and only those grains which passed every single point was allowed into the chicken coop.

Our chickens only drunk pure artesian water from a well in France, the water was brought by a special courier in a transatlantic flight and we tested again the water by 3 independent labs to make sure the water was of utmost 100% purity.

YOU have too much time on your hands!