He said he looked for it, but he must not have looked that hard.
They were in his pants pocket in the laundry basket in the laundry room.
I called his cell from mine and went walking through the house till I heard it. It was on vibrate as well. There were 13 laundry baskets close together and I couldn't tell where it was coming from so I had to touch all of them to find the one that was vibrating!
See she needs soap money too! Plus a new cell phone.Whew this is one woman who is becoming high maintenance.Surely all her children need new shoes as well.You just can't clothe kids today on nothing and while you are at it Big Daddy Potato Head please consider that she is going to need a bus.Its illegal to pile fifteen kids in a minivan.Plus one of them younguns is crippled.Surely that should count for a few extra hundred.You could sell your new boat and donate the money to this worthy cause as you will reap if you faint not.Consider the lillies and don't forget Tiny little Tim and Mr.Scrooge.It would be a bad witness to see a sister in need and bind up your BOWELS of compassion now how dwelleth the love of God in you? Sincerly yours a CONCERNED saint.
"There were 13 laundry baskets close together and I couldn't tell where it was coming from so I had to touch all of them to find the one that was vibrating!"
You can tell the laundry is ripe when it starts vibrating.
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