I received this e-mail
and after I read it,
laughed a bit,
then I thought about several MINISTERS that I know
who would probally answer in the same manner
So
I Thought That I Would Pass It aAong -
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WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?
A drunk man who smelled like a beer brewery
sat down on a subway next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained,
his face was plastered with red lipstick,
and
a half empty bottle of whisky
was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes
the man turned to The priest
and asked the following question;
'Say Father, What Causes ARTHRITIS ?'
The priest replies,
'My Son,
it's caused by loose living,
being with cheap wicked women,
too much alcohol,
contempt for your fellow man,
sleeping around with prostitutes
and
the lack of a bath.'
The drunk muttered in response,
'Well, I'll be,'
then returned to reading his newspaper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said,
nudged the man and apologized. saying
'I'm very sorry.
I didn't mean to come on so strong.
Then The Preist Asked
'Just how long have you had arthritis?'
The drunk answered,
'I don't have it, Father.
I was just reading in this here newspaper
and it says in here that
the Pope does.'
Bishop1
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