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Old 07-25-2008, 12:53 AM
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!! I hate stupid spiders !!

I've always hated stupid spiders, they should stay outside where they belong. I was laying in bed and felt something crawling on me. I hit my back and saw something run off my mattress, only a spider leg stayed behind. I searched the floor and there it was alive and twitching. It was brown with black spots. I killed it and down the toilet it went!
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Old 07-25-2008, 12:55 AM
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Re: !! I hate stupid spiders !!

I hate smart spiders.
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Old 07-25-2008, 02:11 AM
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I regularly spray insecticide around the corners of my room along the floor boards and in the corners near the ceiling, the heat vents, the window and the door jam. The sprays you get have a poisonous residue that lasts a couple months
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Old 07-25-2008, 05:48 AM
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Re: !! I hate stupid spiders !!

1Cor I dont know about you Bro but here the Brown Recluse are rampant this yr for some reason. I would do what Prax suggested because those are dangerous.
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Old 07-25-2008, 06:42 AM
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I've always hated stupid spiders, they should stay outside where they belong. I was laying in bed and felt something crawling on me. I hit my back and saw something run off my mattress, only a spider leg stayed behind. I searched the floor and there it was alive and twitching. It was brown with black spots. I killed it and down the toilet it went!
I hate spiders, but my husband hates them more!!! The first time I ever heard my husband scream bloody murder....he got up about 5 am one morning to get ready for work, started to step into the shower, and almost put his foot down on one of those huge wolf spiders that was in the tub!!!! You would have thought there was an axe murderer in the bathroom or something!

One time a small (VERY small) spider fell down the front of his shirt in the car, and he beat his chest so hard trying to kill it that he left bruises.

I have a friend that won't kill them because she killed one outside her house that had babies, and when she killed the (big) spider, little teensy babies went running all over the sidewalk. She is so terrified of them that now she will put a bowl over the spider and wait until her husband gets home so he can kill it!!!

It would be so funny to get some kind of remote control spider that could move the bowl and follow her around the house.
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I regularly spray insecticide around the corners of my room along the floor boards and in the corners near the ceiling, the heat vents, the window and the door jam. The sprays you get have a poisonous residue that lasts a couple months
Definitely spray regularly. We have Emmco out once every two months just to spray for everything, (usually just outside for fleas/ticks, etc.), and we hardly ever see a spider. Brown recluses are very common in Okla., and in our old house we saw them everywhere. We had to put out traps all the time to try to keep them contained. The spraying works great, and about once a year he also sprays our attic.

When Jeffrey was about 3, we were in the living room, (at the old house) and Jeff looked over, and there was a brown recluse on Jeffrey's cheek. Jeff smacked it as hard as he could without even thinking (seriously splattering the spider), and poor Jeffrey looked at his Daddy in horror and then burst into tears. I thought Jeff was going to cry too!
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Re: !! I hate stupid spiders !!

I love spiders. I have a pet tarantula. Stray spiders in the house usually get a free relocation to the outside. (But if they look mean, I squish 'em!)

Now, scorpions are another matter.
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I've always hated stupid spiders, they should stay outside where they belong. I was laying in bed and felt something crawling on me. I hit my back and saw something run off my mattress, only a spider leg stayed behind. I searched the floor and there it was alive and twitching. It was brown with black spots. I killed it and down the toilet it went!
If you hate stupid spiders, do you like the smart ones?
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Old 07-25-2008, 08:14 AM
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Did you know that in your entire life, you will never be more than EIGHT FEET from a spider?

Did you know that without spiders, the world would be swamped with incects?

Spiders are the good guys.
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Old 07-25-2008, 08:19 AM
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I love daddy long leg spiders. But they seem to have dissappeared here. Now we have had those big jumping spiders. UGH!!!!! But they do keep other insects out of our gardens. But still............YUCK!!!!!!!!!
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