The Dems want to repeal the act that allowed us to go to war with Iraq...
Um...uh....let's see....the cons think that libs are reprobates....
Oh...and the libs think that the cons are pharisees....
Standards, standards, standards....long denim skirts, sneakers and a ponytail...fake hair from one of those stands in the mall....have you seen those earrings you wear in your hair???
AFF is sort of NOT a place where Apostolic can speak freely...
Preachers and evangelists are not to be bashed...
What fun is that???
I'm wondering where all the FUN topics went????
Does somebody have a really good clean joke to contribute???
Come on out with a good ole funny joke...keep it clean, but we need some frivolity around here....it's just feeling waaaayyy too GNC/library-ish up in here!
Come on out with a good ole funny joke...keep it clean, but we need some frivolity around here....it's just feeling waaaayyy too GNC/library-ish up in here!
I'll bump the first kiss thread and you can tell us yours.
I don't wanna talk about MEN right now! They all STINK (just for now)!!!
All except for my daddy! My daddy is the only good man left on earth!
(for now...ya know what I mean?)
Now here is my joke of the day:
Well, this Bible salesman was just doing GREAT and won all sorts of awards for Top Salesman. So the corporate headquarters guys invited him to their posh offices to have him explain his sales technique.
The man got off to a hesitant start...he said,
W-w-w-w-w-well, I-I-I-I-I-I j-j-j-just go to the d-d-d-d-door and g-g-g-g-g-greet the c-c-c-c-custom-m-m er...uh...the c-c-c-client a-a-a-and then I-I-I-I-I-I say p-p-p-p-p-p-ardon me m-m-m-m-m-ma'am, but I-I-I-I-I-I have these B-B-B-B-B-B-bibles for sale and they are b-b-b-b-b-b-beautiful l-l-l-l-l-leather b-b-b-b-bound...er....uh...they come in th-th-th-th-three colors: b-b-b-b-burgundy, b-b-b-b-b-black or b-b-b-b-b-b-brown.
As you can guess the executives were dying to know what he did next to close the sale. "What did you say to get them to buy the Bibles?"
W-w-w-w-w-well, s-s-s-sirs! I-I-I-I-I-I-I w-w-w-w-would hold up one of the f-f-f-f-f-finest B-B-B-B-B-Bibles and s-s-s-s-say,
"W-W-W-W-W-W-ould y-y-y-y-y-y-you l-l-l-l-l-like to b-b-b-b-buy this B-B-B-B-B-B-Bible o-o-o-o-o-or w-w-w-w-w-would you l-l-l-l-l-like for me to READ IT TO YOU???"
Dora 
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