Just have to do this. In fact, it just wouldn't be right if I didn't do this.
Got a call today from Coonskinner, who I've been trying to get to come preach for me for quite some time. The kids have a spring break coming up and they are going to get to spend some time with us at our humble abode.
In talking to the Most High Potentate Coonskinner and his illustrious More Potentated Sis. Coonskinner we were laughing and making plans. Finally, my wife (who was driving me to a great little catfish restaurant for lunch) said, "Who is that?"
I told her the proper name of Bishop Most High and Mrs. Potentate saying, "The ones we ate with at General Conference."
Keep in mind, my wife has no time nor regard for fine upstanding forums such as this. She knows two things: I'm on it some and people have screen names (appropriately dubbed 'computer identities' by her). Finally she realized who I was talking about... but couldn't quite remember 'Coonskinner' and said, "OH, YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT POSSUM CATCHER!"
It's times like these that I'm positive God loves me!