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03-29-2007, 11:22 AM
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His Eminance, High Potatohead Potatotate
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The Newspaper will read...
Pastor Poster was a good man but encroached upon the wrong crowd on the wrong side of town at the wrong time. A gang known as the Ladies Auxillary had to take him out.. He was on their turf and they weren't having it..
We found him covered in Jean Skirts and the Blue Denim Whale gang sign painted on a Hand Made Pleated paper fan... and there was a district recipe book nearby... it was the only clues as to what happened to him...
His Benediction and Funeral will be presided over by the Ladies Auxillery... Peanut Brittle and Chili Boats will be served afterwards... for $1.50 per person...
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03-29-2007, 11:25 AM
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Not riding the train
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Quote:
Originally Posted by revrandy
The Newspaper will read...
Pastor Poster was a good man but encroached upon the wrong crowd on the wrong side of town at the wrong time. A gang known as the Ladies Auxillary had to take him out.. He was on their turf and they weren't having it..
We found him covered in Jean Skirts and the Blue Denim Whale gang sign painted on a Hand Made Pleated paper fan... and there was a district recipe book nearby... it was the only clues as to what happened to him...
His Benediction and Funeral will be presided over by the Ladies Auxillery... Peanut Brittle and Chili Boats will be served afterwards... for $1.50 per person...
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03-29-2007, 11:42 AM
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Create Your Own Rainbows!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by revrandy
The Newspaper will read...
Pastor Poster was a good man but encroached upon the wrong crowd on the wrong side of town at the wrong time. A gang known as the Ladies Auxillary had to take him out.. He was on their turf and they weren't having it..
We found him covered in Jean Skirts and the Blue Denim Whale gang sign painted on a Hand Made Pleated paper fan... and there was a district recipe book nearby... it was the only clues as to what happened to him...
His Benediction and Funeral will be presided over by the Ladies Auxillery... Peanut Brittle and Chili Boats will be served afterwards... for $1.50 per person...
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03-29-2007, 12:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by revrandy
The Newspaper will read...
Pastor Poster was a good man but encroached upon the wrong crowd on the wrong side of town at the wrong time. A gang known as the Ladies Auxillary had to take him out.. He was on their turf and they weren't having it..
We found him covered in Jean Skirts and the Blue Denim Whale gang sign painted on a Hand Made Pleated paper fan... and there was a district recipe book nearby... it was the only clues as to what happened to him...
His Benediction and Funeral will be presided over by the Ladies Auxillery... Peanut Brittle and Chili Boats will be served afterwards... for $1.50 per person...
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I ain't afeered of no woman!
ceptn Lady Coonskinner. She may get her short barrel 12 guage out.
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03-29-2007, 12:04 PM
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Create Your Own Rainbows!
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Originally Posted by Pastor Poster
I ain't afeered of no woman!
ceptn Lady Coonskinner. She may get her short barrel 12 guage out.
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Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.....
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03-29-2007, 12:39 PM
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His Eminance, High Potatohead Potatotate
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Originally Posted by Pastor Poster
I ain't afeered of no woman!
ceptn Lady Coonskinner. She may get her short barrel 12 guage out.
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She won't use bullets... but I got a feelin' that ol Trusty would be loaded with Rock Salt.. so's youse would have a good memory of where's youse crossed the line...
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03-29-2007, 12:44 PM
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Resident PeaceMaker
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PP was a good man rest in peace.
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There they can find plenty of fault.
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03-29-2007, 12:49 PM
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Psa 119:165 (KJV) 165 Great peace have they which love thy law: and nothing shall offend them.
"Do not believe everthing you read on the internet" - Abe Lincoln
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03-29-2007, 01:53 PM
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Jesus' Name Pentecostal
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Blue Denim Whales?
I personally do not like the BDW term.
Many ladies wear skirts and dresses for various reasons, some from personal conviction, some from fear, some from obedience, some for a false front, etc. I think they should be respected and not put down.
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Apostolic in doctrine
Pentecostal in experience
Charismatic in practice
Non-denominational in affiliation
Inter-denominational in fellowship
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03-29-2007, 01:57 PM
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but made himself of no reputation
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sam
Blue Denim Whales?
I personally do not like the BDW term.
Many ladies wear skirts and dresses for various reasons, some from personal conviction, some from fear, some from obedience, some for a false front, etc. I think they should be respected and not put down.
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....like subscribing their motive as "presenting a false front?"
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Wherefore, my beloved brethren, let every man be swift to hear, slow to speak, slow to wrath [James 1:19]
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