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12-21-2010, 02:32 PM
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Re: How to be a gracious Ex
A man discovered 6 young hoodlums assaulting his mother in law, as he watched, someone screamed arent you going to help ? no he said, 6 is enough !
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12-21-2010, 02:33 PM
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Re: How to be a gracious Ex
I love this!
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12-21-2010, 05:43 PM
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Re: How to be a gracious Ex
My Dad had a friend, Dr. B., who left his wife for a much younger woman. When Dr. B's brother passed away, wife #1, having been a long time family member, went to the funeral.Both of Dr. B.'s wives had on the same dress when they got to the funeral home. Wife #2 had had 2 kids since marrying Dr. B. and had gained quite a bit of weight. She goes into a tailspin when she sees that she and wife #1 have on the same dress, but they are hundreds of miles from home in a different state, so Dr. B. is trying to calm wife #2 so he says "Don't worry baby, yours' is lots bigger than hers!" I'm sure that was nice trip home.....
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Re: How to be a gracious Ex
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Originally Posted by Mr. Will
My Dad had a friend, Dr. B., who left his wife for a much younger woman. When Dr. B's brother passed away, wife #1, having been a long time family member, went to the funeral.Both of Dr. B.'s wives had on the same dress when they got to the funeral home. Wife #2 had had 2 kids since marrying Dr. B. and had gained quite a bit of weight. She goes into a tailspin when she sees that she and wife #1 have on the same dress, but they are hundreds of miles from home in a different state, so Dr. B. is trying to calm wife #2 so he says "Don't worry baby, yours' is lots bigger than hers!" I'm sure that was nice trip home.....
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I imagine that went over like a lead balloon! 
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12-22-2010, 06:35 AM
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Re: How to be a gracious Ex
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Originally Posted by Mr. Will
My Dad had a friend, Dr. B., who left his wife for a much younger woman. When Dr. B's brother passed away, wife #1, having been a long time family member, went to the funeral.Both of Dr. B.'s wives had on the same dress when they got to the funeral home. Wife #2 had had 2 kids since marrying Dr. B. and had gained quite a bit of weight. She goes into a tailspin when she sees that she and wife #1 have on the same dress, but they are hundreds of miles from home in a different state, so Dr. B. is trying to calm wife #2 so he says "Don't worry baby, yours' is lots bigger than hers!" I'm sure that was nice trip home.....
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LOL!!!!
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