Worst Song In the History of Christianity

[*AQuietPlace*]

The worst song ever is "If God Should Choose".

"If God should choose, I could lose everything in a moment's time. All I have belongs to him, anyway."

SERIOUSLY???????

Sung in this sad, depressed voice.

I HATE THAT SONG!!

As if God is sitting up in heaven going - "Nah, nah, nah-nah-nah!!!"

Of course we all know that God owns everything, and that we owe everything to him, but seriously! Most depressing, non-edifying song on the planet!!

If you've never heard of it, consider yourself blessed.

[notofworks]

So maybe a poll will be good for this. We'll take nominations and then offer seven songs in a poll. I think that's the limit for a poll.

So...so far we have three nominations:

1) I'm Just Warmin' Up.
2) I'm A Pentecostal
3) I'm a One God............



Sorry, but as the author of this thread, I decide what's nominated and what's not. If you've been nice to me in the past, it'll help you a lot!!


ps....it has to be relatively well-known. (by me)

[*AQuietPlace*]

I like 'I'm a one-God Apostolic'! As a kid's song. One that we'd have fun sitting around singing faster and faster and faster!!! Until we collapsed in a pile laughing at how tangled our tongues were getting.

As a song to sing in church, that'd be weird.

[notofworks]

Originally Posted by *AQuietPlace*

I like 'I'm a one-God Apostolic'! As a kid's song. One that we'd have fun sitting around singing faster and faster and faster!!! Until we collapsed in a pile laughing at how tangled our tongues were getting.

As a song to sing in church, that'd be weird.

One time in college chapel, one of the students, who's turn it was to lead songs that day, led "Father Abraham." We all thought it was funny. The faculty didn't see the humor.

[notofworks]

Originally Posted by *AQuietPlace*

The worst song ever is "If God Should Choose".

"If God should choose, I could lose everything in a moment's time. All I have belongs to him, anyway."

SERIOUSLY???????

Sung in this sad, depressed voice.

I HATE THAT SONG!!

As if God is sitting up in heaven going - "Nah, nah, nah-nah-nah!!!"

Of course we all know that God owns everything, and that we owe everything to him, but seriously! Most depressing, non-edifying song on the planet!!

If you've never heard of it, consider yourself blessed.

I've never heard this. I'm gonna look it up. Sounds delightful!!

[oletime]

So NOw what is your opinion of From heavens point of view, by the Mcgruders ? That is an all time classic, great, inspiring song.

[notofworks]

Originally Posted by oletime

So NOw what is your opinion of From heavens point of view, by the Mcgruders ? That is an all time classic, great, inspiring song.

This isn't about the McGruders. It's about the song. And the song is brutal. It's a cheap, surfacy, "I'm-better-than-you-because-I'm-loud", self-righteous, worthless piece of "music". I don't know who wrote the song and I don't care.

"I went to visit a church, it was quiet as it could be"
•What's wrong with that? Some of my greatest spiritual encounters have been in the silence of hearing the still, small voice of God.

"Nobody was praising the Lord"
•How the heck do you know??? Praise is something that happens for God Almighty, not so someone can watch and issue their approval!! Praise is in the silence as well! Praise happens when I treat the waitress well, when I'm considerate in traffic, when I'm cordial to the neighbor.

"Nobody but me"
•Well flippin' bully for you. Is this all about YOU?? You're better than everyone else? What a joke.

"But when I come to church I don't just come to take up space."
•And everyone else does? Wow, you really are impressed with yourself, aren't you? I'm thankful for every person who attends our church who "takes up space". It's an opportunity for them to have an encounter with God.

[Sam]

Originally Posted by notofworks

This isn't about the McGruders. It's about the song. And the song is brutal. It's a cheap, surfacy, "I'm-better-than-you-because-I'm-loud", self-righteous, worthless piece of "music". I don't know who wrote the song and I don't care.

"I went to visit a church, it was quiet as it could be"
•What's wrong with that? Some of my greatest spiritual encounters have been in the silence of hearing the still, small voice of God.

"Nobody was praising the Lord"
•How the heck do you know??? Praise is something that happens for God Almighty, not so someone can watch and issue their approval!! Praise is in the silence as well! Praise happens when I treat the waitress well, when I'm considerate in traffic, when I'm cordial to the neighbor.

"Nobody but me"
•Well flippin' bully for you. Is this all about YOU?? You're better than everyone else? What a joke.

"But when I come to church I don't just come to take up space."
•And everyone else does? Wow, you really are impressed with yourself, aren't you? I'm thankful for every person who attends our church who "takes up space". It's an opportunity for them to have an encounter with God.

Well, NOW, it seems like you don't care for that song very much.

[notofworks]

Originally Posted by Sam

Well, NOW, it seems like you don't care for that song very much.

I'm still bitter about havin' to sing it!!

[Sam]

Originally Posted by notofworks

I'm still bitter about havin' to sing it!!

I've seen Tee shirts that say, "I survived Catholic School."
Maybe some of us can wear one that says, "I survived the UPC"



now, I hope that doesn't offend anyone.