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Old 05-30-2007, 05:41 PM
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I was ticked too, but BOOMM is using one of those YOU tricks where it says YOUR name, whoever you are!
Oh yeah..I forgot

Thanks Emma!
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Oh yeah..I forgot

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He ought to be drug out into the street and run over with a full hay wagon.
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Old 05-30-2007, 05:48 PM
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Whoa! I just had an epiphany!! This is a prophecy direct from heaven!! I would that Unregistered would repent and give up all worldly things! Give your heart to the Lord and be ye separate!! Follow the ways of Emma and the Amish and you will find rest for your soul Unregistered!!!!!
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Old 05-31-2007, 09:16 AM
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Hey Emma!


You're looking very plain!

What beauty tips can you offer the women of AFF?

Some of 'em really need all the help they can get.
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Old 05-31-2007, 11:18 AM
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You're looking very plain!

What beauty tips can you offer the women of AFF?

Some of 'em really need all the help they can get.
Of course I do! Might I point out that you are very smart to ask.

First of all, stop wasting time with shavers, eyebrow pluckers, eyelash curlers, hair curlers, face cream, perfume and all that nonsense. Get rid of your ribbons, bows, gold buttons, fancy patterns and such. Learn to rely wholly on God for your beauty! Get out in the sun and outdoors!! Pull weeds and plant seeds!! Forget the exercise machines and clubs! Just get up at 5AM and work until late. Who needs to pay for that?? Don't waste your time or your money anymore. Get exercise by work and tan by sun. Don't show anymore beauty than that to anyone but your husband.

There you have it....plain and simple.
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I can't find anything "Holy" about the Amish??

What's up wit' Dat??
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Okay, I just read this thread in its entirety. LOL! Emma, are you for real?
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Old 06-03-2007, 09:40 AM
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Okay, I just read this thread in its entirety. LOL! Emma, are you for real?
How could I type on a keyboard if I wasn't for real?? Huh????Huh?????
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Emma, you should be at the meeting house!
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Emma, you should be at the meeting house!
It's my off Sunday! Of Course! And what about you?? What are you doing home?
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