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Old 10-25-2007, 12:47 PM
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Lost: 10 Ways to Get Lost

Top Ten Ways to get Lost

10). Sit in the passenger seat of any vehicle and keep your mouth shut while your wife drives someplace she hasn't been before. —Doug Butt

9). Go on a five day backpacking trip through Arizona's primitive hiking trails in the middle of July and say, "TOPO MAPS?!!! I don't need no stinkingTOPO MAPS!" —Urban Bear R.F

8). Pretend to be blind. Take a dog that has no business guiding you. —Greg

7). Head off for a weekend of camping and paddling on that great river you remember from your youth. You don't need a map, its only been 20 years. —John Conover

6). Follow your "natural" sense of direction. —spencer

5). Trail tiny chunks of raw hamburger to follow back when done hiking (especially effective in bear country!). —Lyn L.

4). Use the "official" map issued by the Okefenokee National National Wildlife Refuge as you attempt to canoe through the Okefenokee Swamp. —Art Denney

3).Depend on moss to grow ONLY on the north side of trees in the Olympic National Park. —Molphi

2). Rely on your brand new GPS unit to get you in and out of the woods on a 5 day trip (but forget the owners manual and spare batteries at home). —deepwoods

1). Depend on markers five feet high when seven feet of snow has fallen. —Mike Paggioli

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Old 10-25-2007, 12:50 PM
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Old 10-25-2007, 12:51 PM
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Old 10-25-2007, 12:52 PM
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how about listen to a preacher that is lost, lol,dt
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12. Pretend that you are a "newer" poster, when in fact you are just old hash posting under an assumed name, because no one thought you had any credibility under your old user ID.

13. Get buried under a mound of nothingness where posters ignore you for all of eternity because of your mean-spirited attacks on them.
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Old 10-25-2007, 01:37 PM
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12. Pretend that you are a "newer" poster, when in fact you are just old hash posting under an assumed name, because no one thought you had any credibility under your old user ID.

13. Get buried under a mound of nothingness where posters ignore you for all of eternity because of your mean-spirited attacks on them.
i like those pp, i am sure they would work, dt
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Old 10-25-2007, 01:48 PM
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Let your husband "follow his nose."
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Go into a 7'eleven in Birmingham talking like you are from Milwwaukee. Watch the store clerk look at you like you are from another planet.

Then try to pick on his hand motions as he tries to point you in the right direction....
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Old 10-25-2007, 01:57 PM
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i like those pp, i am sure they would work, dt
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12. Pretend that you are a "newer" poster, when in fact you are just old hash posting under an assumed name, because no one thought you had any credibility under your old user ID.

13. Get buried under a mound of nothingness where posters ignore you for all of eternity because of your mean-spirited attacks on them.

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Go into a 7'eleven in Birmingham talking like you are from Milwwaukee. Watch the store clerk look at you like you are from another planet.

Then try to pick on his hand motions as he tries to point you in the right direction....
good one neck, now i dont have a prob, i speak southern , but you are so lost, lol,dt
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